Headcanon Alpha

This headcanon, my headcanon alpha is what most of my storys will use. The main job is to set a bible of sorts for my storys.
Crazy intense physics stuff. this may not be relevent in a story, but it is still true. These are the only rules discord and pinkie must follow, any lower rules they does not.
Rule 1: If you make ANY decision, an alternate universe is created were you made the opposite decision.*1*2
Rule 2: if it exists there is an alternate universe of it.*2*3
Rule 3: nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, however this rule can be avoided using some methods.*4
Rule 4: magic can be explained by science, including pinkie sense.
Rule 5: no being has infinite power.
Scootaloo is NOT a chicken, and is best pony.
the rest of this will be added later
Ignore this. Really, you dont need to know

footnotes
*1: deep moral stuff like if you decide between killing or not killing a pony, either way the pony dies is kinda true, but some ponies will still have morals, but others will not when they learn the rule.
*2 this does mean that there is an infinite number of universes.
*3 dimension hopping is not recommended as it screws with the universe you are visiting.
*4 educate yourself. read link. real links off of this link. read links off of that FOREVER. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light