50 Random Questions

So I felt challenged by Greatodyer to give this a try after his post himself.

1. Are you male or female? Male.

2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be? Pegasus. I would probably fly around lazily and then nap all day.

3. What would your cutie mark be? Lets go with the Yin Yang symbol.

4. Where in Equestria would you live? Somewhere quiet and peaceful. Probably close to a forest or river.

5. What was the last criminal/ illegal/ naughty act you have committed? Drove well past the speed limit.

6.Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible? Bit of both.

7. Favorite piece(s) of pony art (please keep PG-13)? Right here -

8. Do you own a car, if so what kind? Nope. Just got rid of my old 1994 BMW

9. What is your dream car? 1973 Dodge Charger

10. Or, forget the car, what kind of motorcycle do you have? I do not own one.

11. What is your dream motorcycle? Still don't have one.

12. What is your dream mode of transportation? - Flying

13. By unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do? Carefully watch and probably mess with some of the residents without them knowing of my existence.

14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary / Mary Sue, what is your reaction? ..... Challenge Accepted.....

15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the Mane Six, do you wish to return home or stay here? I honestly don't know. It would depend on how long I have been there already.

16. That question doesn't matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction? I need a good, Strong drink.

17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other FIMFiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies? Hmm. When I actually know the answer to that myself I will let you know.

18. You are stuck on a deserted island, who would you want to be stuck with you and why? Lets go with.... someone who knows how to make a boat.

19. What was your favourite subject in school? P.E. Actually.

20. What was your least favorite subject in school? Social Studies.

21.Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across? A person who wanted to cancel services with the company I work for because the security system doesn't protect against witchcraft...... I am not even joking.

22. What is your sport of choice? Basketball.

23. What sport do you just suck at? All of them.

24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win? SHHH!!!! Don't even think about it. The chaos that would ensue if there was a competition. *Shudders*

25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP? Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.

26. What would your dream Heaven be? Somewhere quiet and probably in the woods..... With internet access.

27. Your personal hell? School.

28. Five favorite types of music? I don't have a specific type. Bit of everything.

29. Sexual preference? I'm straight.

30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody? DBZ Abridged, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged and Attack on Titan Abridged.

31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? Orange Juice

32. Favorite drink with alcohol? Disaronno.

33. Do any martial arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind? Wing Chun Kung Fu

34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be? Make Sombra interesting.

35. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Teleportation.

36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have? The power of absolute sarcasm!

37. Superhero, or Supervillain? Supervillain, Way more fun.

38. Favorite movie of all time? Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

39. Least favorite movie of all time? Twilight.... I have never been so bored.

40. Batman vs. Captain America, who would win and why? Batman. Because? Batman.

41. Out of the Mane Six, who would you want to go hang out with? Hmm.... Shoot. I will have to say Pinkie pie.

42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with? Celestia. I want to know if she really is "Trollestia"

43. Any pony you would want to date? Luna. I have always had a fascination with the night and stars.

44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion? Emma Watson. Or Anna Kendrick

45. Any fears you would like to share? Heights.

46. Is there a story behind this fear? There is. I was probably about 13 or 14 years old and I loved to climb trees. There was one that was absolutely massive and in my head I am thinking "Hey. I want to climb that". After getting about 50+ feet up the tree a branch breaks under me. I fell about 20+ feet before catching myself on a couple other branches almost dislocating my shoulders.

47. How did you find FIMFiction? I honestly can't remember.

48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it? Buy a home, Get friends and family settled. Then, I don't really know. Probably just buy a crap ton of video games and go ballistic.

49. You were elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first? Laugh maniacally to freak everyone else out!

50. Did you answer these questions honestly? Sure did :)