HAPPY SUMMER · 11:24am Jul 28th, 2014

LET US ALL REJOICE IN THE MAGIC OF SUMMER AND SUNBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy summer guys, it's been a crazy year so far and I can wait to see what kind of heat strokes I get this year. Now I know that some of the people who actually read the comment chats I have with the people who are nice enough to show that they acknowledge these posts that I spend my precious time typing will know that I live in England. So you guys are probably thinking: 'But Canine it's not hot enough to get a heat stroke in England.' 1. You're wrong in some places it's actually pretty damn hot and you only need to be out n the sun for about ten minutes to have you shoulders look like a candy cane (if your white and not wearing any sleeves) 2. I'm gonna be going to the U.S.A. with my family for three weeks so in that time I'm sure I can experience heat strong enough, I'll be landing in Mexico City and then going places that include an 11 hour car journey then leave from Salt Lake. If you live in the U.S. then: you're welcome, I can now grace your country with my amazing presence; if you live in England then do not worry I shall return and if you live in a place I have not mentioned, then stay calm as I hope to visit as many countries as I can in the world, and your may be one of them!!!!!!!!! What are some of your guys's plans for the summer, if you're going to England I can suggest some places or thing to go/do.

I'm learning Latin (and French and German and Spanish and maybe Ancient Greek) next year so I'm currently seeking help from my grandmother (she's a Latin professor) so that I can be that person. I'm currently surrounded by Latin flashcards that I made earlier today. The reason that 'm telling you this: LEARNING LANGUAGES SUCKS!1! (that was purposeful). I'm serious, why can't we all just speak one language? What does have hundreds of languages give us? Diversity? Screw that! It's not like one country will be more or less diverse than the rest, we'll all be speaking the same thing. It's also help with racism and equality (as well as my mental sanity). In other words I think we should all speak the same language, preferable a mix of the shortest words for things so that we can speak fast. Either that or we should all become mute.

Now for a summer montage: