How did good people, my parents, give birth to a bastard like me? The World is full of mystery.
Get in line y'all, we're going to war!Take no prisoners, kill' em all!
Because I can't stop watching this, and neither should you! Let my pain be your own!
Now, had that been me, I'd have probably went for a third, just to try my luck.
Wait... does my reflection count?
Merry Xmas!
Good as any for a first post!
Do people remember this? This thing! Right here:
Well, now I come across this:
I don't know what to say, I... I feel like singing! Cover your ears!
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