12) · 3:54am Jun 3rd, 2012

Man, I was never very good at tag. I was always the one who would be the easy target, and when I was it, everyone had an easy time of avoiding me... Oh wait, not that kind of tag. Thank Celestia.

Anyways, I've never done one of these tagging things before. Should be fun.

Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their blog
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your blog.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

5 things about me
1. I freaking love Star Wars. That is like my fucking religion or something.
2. I seem to be racially confused. I seem to think that because I listen to Wu-Tang Clan, I'm black. It also doesn't help that I find the word "nigga" utterly hilarious.
3. I can't draw for shit. I can't draw shit, either. It would seem so easy, just a brown clump...
4. The first fan-fic I wrote was a crossover between Mortal Kombat, Dragonball Z, and Greek mythology. It was horrible, and I would rather not think about it.
5. I was first inspired to watch MLP more by the haters than anything else. Yeah, that was unexpected.

Questions that I must answer:

1. Who is best pony?
Moondancer. None of that Twinkle shit, her name is Moondancer.
2. Why?
Because she's fucking awesome, that's why. The way she's so full of herself yet so unsure of herself at the same time is endearing, and not only is her way of speaking in the third-person charming, it also gets her more often than not into a hilarious situations (See: this).
3. How does magic work?
Well you see, when a man loves a woman very, very much, or is just really horny... Actually, usually the second one....
4. Do you think Chrysalis was truly evil?
I guess its easy to see where the misunderstood ruler thing can come from, but its hard to sympathize when they take the ruler of Equestria hostage when it was entirely unnecessary to, and has a perfect evil laugh.
5. What about Discord?
Eh, I'd say mad with power and misunderstood (if only I can ship him with Pinkie), but John de Lancie makes it sexy.
6. What is your favorite meme?
Honestly, memes annoy me, but I do rather enjoy the Writer Leopard meme.
7. Favorite episode?
I'd have to go with either Green Isn't Your Color, Feeling Pinkie Keen, Over a Barrel, or Ponyville Confidential.
8. If you found yourself in Equestria, what species would you want to be?
Unicorn, so I can be lazy and just do everything with magic. Also, magic is badass.
9. If you could, what pony would you date?
Hmmm, let me thi- Braeburn.
10. Would you adopt the filly version of Queen Chysalis?
Probably not, no.
11. WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS TAGGING CRAP?!
Well, I always just blame the ghost of Hitler when I don't know the answer to something.

Questions for those I've tagged:
1. What is your favorite episode?
2. What would you do to get to Equestria?
3. Waffles or pancakes?
4. If you were a pony, what would your cutie mark be?
5. What is your OTP, if you have one?
6. If there was one thing you could change about the fandom, what would it be?
7. How did you become a Brony?
8. What was your initial reaction to the show?
9. Who is your favorite Brony artist?
10. If you could adopt any pony, who would you adopt and why?
11. What did you think of the Season 2 finale?

I know the rule is to tag 11 people, but really, I don't want to alienate EVERYONE. Also, I don't know 11 people on here. So here's 10, instead!

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