What I Did and Learned Today. · 5:48am Jun 9th, 2014
What I did:
Kill 4 wizards in a RPG and eat their remains.
Wipe 2/3 of Argonian Tribesmen then drowned.
Snipe a priest, a beggar, and a Dark Elf.
Steal from a poor farmer.
What I learned:
If you fight a wizard, fire a shitload of javelins at him rapidly.
Don't fuck with a mage when at their home turf.
Firing arrows underwater is useless.
Everybody dies at Lootfest.
Green is best Dynasty Warriors color scheme.
Vulcan Smiths look like gay genies.
Aliens don't like plasma.
Godzilla 1998 is a bad movie.
All the Never Ending Story Sequels are horrible (especially 3)
Sitcom is everywhere.
Video games aren't fun without another player present.
LFD2 commentary mode is fun, because you can spawn unlimited jockeys.
Dynasty Warriors is best RPG, better than Skyrim.
Stallions actually look quite cute-wait what!
The Sieg Heil Viktoria.
Ade, Ade, Ade
Es geht um Deutschlands Gloria
Gloria, Gloria
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil Viktoria
Sieg Heil, Viktoria!!!