Strange Conversations Mondays.....................*gulp*

This week's SCM will be about a conversation that was first a question that turned.......just read the rest or something.
So the question was this, "Would you rather be a boy or a girl if you can choose." Me, being smart and all, stated that I will rather stay a guy than a female who has a f#^%!-
Uuuuuuummmm, let's resume. I stated that would rather be a guy. And everybody chose rather to be a guy also, except for one person. He chose to be a girl, I have nothing against him for choosing but his reason why just made me facehoof.
"I want to have a vagina," he said, yeah...I know . I asked why he wants to have one, his answer. "Because I want to have period."
That answer made me almost choke on my drink or my artificial PB&J (it was lunch). So I said, "Adam, why the hell would you want to experience something so painful and excruciating. Seriously, what. The. Hell?"
Meanwhile Jen (the person who asked the question) and Churro (Jen's Italian gerbil) stared at us and our argument.

On to the next one. Another question Jen asked as earlier is "What if you met a rule 63 of you?"
I answered, "I would run like a b$^%# as if it was heat season, arm myself and get my anti-rape kit."

But then she would find me as I tried to find the Anti-Rape Kit. She has already caught a victim...