This might be a weird question but I gotta ask!

Okay, so this may seem a little weird, it may not seem weird at all, but for some reason I got this question in my head and it's going to devour my brain if i don't ask.
I just want to know how old you guys/gals are? It seems kinda weird while I'm asking this question but I just have to know. The anonymity on the internet is a beautiful thing but I just want to know what to think. We're all taught from a young age to respect and listen to our elders. Well, I guess that kind of spark the question who on this site is elder? Do I rate it by how long they've been on the site, their actual age, the amount of follower one has to back up his word? IDK? I just kind of want to know what the age range is for the people who read my stories. If it makes answering easier I'd tell you peeps how old yours truly is. So comment below so I can maybe get some sleep tonight.

Thanks a ton,
-OG-