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SIR OM NOM NOM


WANTS TO NOM YOU.

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  • 448 weeks
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Jun
1st
2014

Yay! Promotional Sundays:pinkiehappy: · 8:17am Jun 1st, 2014

Welcome to Promotional Sunday. Where I promote something or someone to who ever the hell is reading this. And at the end, I'll show something kind of bonus or.......yeah.

Today I am promoting a youtube channel that belongs to one of my favourite fan series "Dark Side". Who is made by MLPChocolateRain. I just love her (not like that but as a fanboy, okay). I recommend you to watch her videos, because I said so. So please subscribe her or at least smack that like button on her videos.

Another I'm promoting is Roiles Gears. If you are looking for authentic Eskrima sticks or training filipino blades (or sharp ones). Then this is the site for you. Are you training Kali Arnis or "stick fighting"? If you are, we have the necessary armor and sparring gear for that. You won't find training blades for just only 40 bucks in any other place. And that is not all, we are the top suppliers for eskrima in the U.S.! So order now! That and because I work for them. If you ever knew my last name, you'll know why.


And now for the BONUS THINGY!!!

Down the Stairs:

It was just a regular day at Stephens High. Many young colts and fillies trotted through the the campus as much older ponies waited for the other class, as it was passing period.

Two friends walked through the halls and towards downstairs. One was a purple pegasus with a optimistic like attitude, his orange hair somewhat seemed to glow through the hallway. He listened to his friend, a charcoal black mare with straight blue hair, her eyes were each a different color and a scar runs down to her left eye.

They were friends for a time, and that friendship has started in Algebra when they argued of which pen color is better.

"I could push you down the stairs," the purple pegasus said randomly.

"Then I would bring you down with me, Meow," his friend replied, it wasn't the first time the colt has said of this, it was like, the 13th time he said it.

"I'll use you as a cushion Dark," Meow smiled. They were outside now and the cool breeze whipped his face, it was hot today after all.

"Forget you! I'll kick you in the balls!" Dark replied. A unicorn listened to the two as they argued but he thought they were talking of a whole different subject.

"You guys are nasty," he said to the duo. They looked at him confused.

Dark huffed, "We were talking about of how I would bring him down with me if he pushed me down the stairs and-"

"And how I would use her as a landing cushion," Meow interjected.

Dark resumed,"And how I would kick him in the balls."

"But she can't do that because I'm on top of her."

The unicorn stared at the two. "Oooooohhhhhh," he said. "I thought you two were talking about...." He made a motion with both of his hooves,".....sex."

The two friends looked at each other. Dark flushed red as she heard the answer. Meow also flushed red, it turned to dead silence.

The awkward silence was interrupted as Meow started to laugh.

"Why would you think that," Meow said. "Why would I have sex-" he pointed at Dark "-with her? She's like my friend, that is just not my way."

This wasn't the first time ponies think Meow has the hots for his friend, Dark. He told them that he wasn't interested in her, but unfortunatly, he does like her. A lot.

Dark then kicked the unicorn, he yelped and ran off. The rest of passing period was silent as the two friends scooted away as far from each other in silence. But they'll meet again, in history class.

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Comments ( 3 )

I wish there was a such existence of a like button on blog posts :rainbowkiss:

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If you're talking about the bonus story, that actually happened a few weeks ago. It was the most awkward silence ever.

Do you think I should post these short stories every monday, wedsday, and friday? Or make it a official novel?

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