A Eulogy for Mr. Whiskers, the Cat Slaying Mouse · 11:07pm May 6th, 2014
It goes without say that Mr. Whiskers was without a doubt a fearless mouse. His shinning achievement was the killing of the of the guardian of the pantry, Sir Fluffy Pants. The dreaded murder of his mousey kind and deprived of the food that his people needed to survive. But that was not the only cat that he had killed, oh no, he was merely one amount thousands of the feline race that has fell victim yogis fearsome paws. Because before Mr. Whiskers had settled down, got married to his wife, and became a father he was a hit mouse for hire in Africa. Where he constantly killed brave lions, speedy chitas, and terrifying leopards. Even the mighty Elifont trembled in his presents. Yet this was not to last, for the African government feared that their beloved big cats would become in danger of extension. So they banished him from the country. Forcing our brave mousey warrior to swim across the ocean battling sea monsters and great sharks along the way until he came onto the shores of the United States of America. Where he continued to be a hit mouse for hire until getting married to his wife, Angle. Who he had 12 beautiful white children with and settled down to become a school teacher at the local school. Where he was a professor of biology and head coach of the track team. A sports program he took from absolute rubbish to one that won gold at nationals. He would continue of with his life for several years writing an educational blog called "the cheese is a lie" until one day falling for the lie and taking the cheese. Triggering a mouse trap to come down and snap his neck. Some say that this was a conspiracy theory created by the great cats of Africa to get revenge for their fallen brothers and sisters. But no matter what you believe, Mr. Whiskers was a truly amazing mouse. Now can we have a few moments of silence for our fallen hero...thank you for showing the proper respect towards the Great hunter of Cats, Mr. Whiskers.
this gives me a story idea...
...Interesting...but doesn't make much sense...Hows the writing going?
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It was just my speech I gave for my speech class.
Writing is going poorly, can't seem to get back into the swing of things
2083909 Interesting speech. that could make a pretty interesting story.
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yes I shall have Mr. Whiskers kill Opal, owlowiscious, Angle, and Philomena in order to bring forth a new golden age of peace for the mousey kind!