May
25th
2012
My Way · 7:13am May 25th, 2012
So ive been hearing allot about 'People' wanting Dicord Quotes, meh why not!
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
i'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:
>>ONCE when it's told to me
>>ONCE when it's explained to me
and
>>ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it
What happens if you get scared half to death twice???
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
