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Spark of Inspiration


Everywhere I go, Bronies always know that Jacob Keel has got a pony that he loves to show.

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  • 459 weeks
    It's Been a While

    So a couple dozen poems, one full novella, and a bunch of writing later, I finally come back to this site. I'd like to thank you for everything you guys have done for me.

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  • 469 weeks
    I Just Realized

    Though tortoises are strong, their shell can only withstand so much weight before it breaks. As with other types of keratin, the load bearing capacity is high, but not high enough to support a full human body without cracking or separating.

    Considering such information, would Tank really have been able to carry Rainbow Dash to the end of the race in "May the Best Pet Win"?

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  • 480 weeks
    Sorry About the Wait

    My computer was messing up with adware that directly affected the executable file of my last browser.

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  • 492 weeks
    Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner

    So I finally won NaNoWriMo for the first time. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. Zippity-doo-da. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi. [Other nonsense syllables here.]

    In other news, we have something big coming up in three days. Not to spoil it or anything, but Mr. Anonymous is getting a bit of a surprise!
    Don't tell him I told you, but it's his birthday. He doesn't like me telling people.

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  • 493 weeks
    I'm Confused

    That's pretty much it. Why do you guys even like me in the first place if all I do is create and delete blog posts, rarely update my stories, and act like a total ass half the time?

    Of course, I might be blowing it out of proportion, but that's what I believe I do.

    ~SoI

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May
25th
2012

Your Daily Dose of Humor · 12:41am May 25th, 2012

Well, after that last post, I feel like you guys could use some laughs. Boy do I have some doozies in my arsenal.

First, did you know that in Oklahoma's state constitution, it says that it is illegal to whale?

Second, in Taiwan, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

Third, did you guys know I freaked out over my friend wanting to get rid of his HEROSCAPE original set and castle invasion expansion pack? Seriously... I had a huge nerdgasm in the process too. It was just embarrassing, but at least now I have more than one dragon. In fact, I think I may have four right now.

For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, just google it. It's actually pretty fun, and I know I'm going to come across as a super geek. (It still makes more sense than Runescape.) LOLOL

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