Greetings my Non existent Friends. · 12:53pm Apr 22nd, 2014
So, this is a message to all of my, hmmm, that can't be right, No subscribers. Ah well, I'll just chat away in my sad and lonely corner of the internet.
Hmmm. What informations should I disclose to my closest pals, my bestest buddies, my greatest companions?!
Absolutely nothing.
Nothing at all.
Nah just kidding.
I'm gonna tell everyone that I have decided that I should try to write a story, a story of Romance (I threw up on her shoes) ,Violence (She rejected my offer of love with a Harsh slap to the face) and Mystery (Had someone already thrown up on her shoes!!??).
Actually this is gonna just be a weird sort of story in which I ramble about the existential qualities that come from living in Equestria.
In other words I'm going to suck up my creative Pride,
"Screw School Work for at least 50 seconds a day!"
And try to finally tell Word Document that
"Yes, Equestria IS a word, Now stop with the Fragging RED LINES AND LET ME TYPE MY STORY!!!!"
