0. Haver you jumped on the bandwagon: Perhaps. · 10:50am Apr 13th, 2014
1. What is your first name: Brett.
2. How old are you: As old as you want me to be.
3. What country are you from: Cheeseburger.
4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable: 6'2", Korean, black hair, broad, 230 lb.
5. What do you wish you looked like: Make that 210 lb.
6. How did you come across My Little Pony: Flutterguy sings "Fuck Shit Stack".
7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why: Anon x anything with or without a pulse.
8. What is your least favorite ship and why: Sonic x Tails.
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: Powerlevel status: partially hidden.
10. Were they a family member: Yes.
11. Favorite MLP Episode: It's About Time.
12. Who is your favorite superhero: Freakazoid.
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero: Niko Bellic.
14. Favorite supervillain: Magneto.
15. Favorite anti-villain?: Not sure what that is but Warden from Superjail.
16. What was the last book you read: Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.
17. Last movie you watched: The Patriot.
18. What is your favorite song at the moment: GIDDY UP.
19. What song do you always come back to: Take on Me.
20. What is your current job: stoo-dant
21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future: Navy officer corps.
22. What is your dream job: Something something in Equestria.
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: Porn.
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: Jumping into a pool with my phone in my pocket.
25. Do you have any pets: Two dogs and a partially imposed tulpa.
26. What is your dream pet: I want to be the pet.
27. Do you own any weapons: Lotsa.
28. Is there a gun you really want: Vulcan-2 20mm cannon.
29. What Religion are you: [tipping intensifies]
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be: Tsun Tzu
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be: Erwin Rommel
32. Are you political: You shouldn't concern yourself about your government, goyim.
33. Are you married: Do waifus count?
34. Do you have a special somepony: I would a sun hoers.
35. Have a crush on anyone: Pone.
36. Care to explain: Hooves.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive: I'd do me.
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: Gaben.
39. Who is your favorite pony: Sunbutt.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share: I watch My Little Pony.
41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s): Narcissism: How Stroking One's Ego can Improve Girth
42. Are you a virgin: Perma.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about: Getting on the ride.
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about: Got on Disney's website without parental permission.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind: Pretty much anything that's not anthro, general filth, or non-consensual physical abuse.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish: No, it's one of my fetishes.
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories: The Exchange
48. Favorite Quote: ">rape" - Anonymous
49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them: ur a faget
50. Did you answer these questions honestly: I lied on question 50.
Now I'm salivating.