First Post: 50 Q's · 6:55am Apr 13th, 2014
This is for anyone who cares or wants to know more about me. This is pretty much all you need to know.
1. What is your first name?
Dan
2. How old are you?
18
3. What country are you from?
The good ol' USA... but I was FedEx'd here from an obscure foreign country as a lad.
4. What do you really look like?
Hahahahaha uhhh... I'll post a pic up someday. Just not today. Maybe when I have hair again.
5. What do you wished you looked like?
What don't I wish I looked like?
6. How did you come across My Little Pony?
Okay, long story incoming. Skip if you want. So I always say random words to break up awkward silences and one day I just yelled "pony" during these and everyone looked at me silently until someone was like "Dan's a brony!" Eventually it stuck with my friends as an inside joke because it made everything even more awkward and I went along. One night I was bored and gave the show try since I was having (and still do) mood swings and felt pretty down. Turns out the show is the best anti-depressant I've ever used. Also, this picture:
It was one of the first I ever saw of MLP and yeah I guess I had a "thing" for Aj ever since.
7. What is your favorite ship in My little Pony, and why?
Well I don't have one, really. I kinda like the Mane 6 left alone as friends since the internet just ships anything with anything and that gets odd with a kids' show.
8. What is your least favorite ship, and why?
Appledash just because it was the first one I saw and seemed to be on every site when I first become a brony. Honestly, I don't care and I'm not that bothered by it, though.
9. Have you ever admitted to someone outside of FimFiction that you love MLP?
A few friends (you know who you are) and most of my family. Most of my friends still think I treat it as a joke, though.
10. Were they a family member?
Basically it's all of my family except the guys my age.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Wonderbolt Academy. Reminded me of BS I deal with during INDOC.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
I 'aint much for comics. I guess Deadpool (found him in a Skyrim mod) if I had to choose.
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero?
I dunno.
14. Favorite supervillain?
Same as 12.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Iago from "Othello."
16. What was the last book you read?
"Shakespeare's Star Wars the Empire Striketh Back" (seriously, look it up).
17. Last movie you watched?
"Zero Dark Thirty"
18. What is your favorite song at the moment?
Blue Oyster Cult's "Burnin for You" even though my "favorite" song changes every 10 minutes.
19. What song do you always come back to?
Yeah, well. A lot. Too many.
20. What is your current job?
I write papers for kids at college, seel cigarettes/lighters, run a poker ring, and sometimes smuggle things in for money since my school is "regimented." I'm serious we get this bored.
21. If this is not your final job, what would you want in the future?
Music (composing) or writing for video games. Though I don't see these happening so right now I just want something legal.
22. Dream job?
See the above one. If I had a choice I'd say something stupid/typical like a NHL player or actor.
23. At this moment in life, what is your greatest achivement?
Suviving INDOC. No, just kidding. It wasn't so bad. I guess I'd say something like having been chosen by my little cousins as their role model even though I'm not the oldest, most successful, or even closest to them. I dunno, having people look up to you is just like a different feeling.
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure?
The times I have attempted suicide/done any sort of self-harm. I feel like I'm not worthy to have the family/friends I do whenever I have.
25. Do you have any pets?
A cat from the bowels of Satan's domain. I'm a dog person.
26. What is your dream pet?
Tons because I love animals. Apparently people say I have a "gift" with them. But if I could only have one it'd be a husky dog.
27. Do you own any weapons?
11 pocket knives, 2 sheathed knives, a katana and wazikashi, several bo staves, a triple-section staff, a set of metal nunchuk, an etendable police baton, a machete, 3 bows (one for hunting, one for practice, and one for both) with carbon arrows (they're worth the price, fiberglass is horrible), a spear, a bunch of spear/arrow heads I either carved or bought, a couple of BB guns (not airsoft), and a "harpoon" I made along with anything I left out.
28. Is there a gun you would want?
If I could only have one it'd be a .44 Smith and Wesson because revolvers are love, revolvers are life (to those who get the reference: you f****ers started this!).
29. What religion are you?
This is werd but I've gone through a few in my life so now I like to say I'm Christian even though I mix in a lot of other stuff and kinda just let things flow as they are. But I prefer to think everything isn't some random chain of events.
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history, who would it be?
Mozart (watch "Amadeus," he actually acted like that).
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day, who would it be?
The dead should stay dead... but uhh yeah, Patton for the lulz.
32. Are you political?
People usually say I'm a hardcore Libertarian but I personally say I go more conservative since I think the government is a necessary evil.
33. Are you married?
Yeah, to the sea. I'm only 18, bro.
34. Do you have a special somepony?
Eeenope.
35. Have a crush on anyone?
There's only semen, I mean "seamen" at school... okay not really, but I kinda gave up on relationships so no.
36. Care to explain?
Okay, well, no. All I'll say is I jumped into relationships with an idealistic view and came out jaded.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
No.
38. If you could spend one day with someone alive, who would it be?
Jaromir Jagr or a day fishing with Mark Messier.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Don't really have one/changes. I'd like to say Princess Celestia and Applejack but that's not always the case. Fanon kinda Octavia reminds me of myself sometimes so she's pretty alright. I got a thing for characters who need more love, I guess.
Yeah...
40. Any embarrassing secrets you like to share?
I actually really like to act/do theatre and write poetry. I also was offered to work at several clothing stores because of my "fashion sense" but I tuned them down (I've picked out outfits for female members of my family/ex's). I'm not even metro, all I wear are jeans and flannel shirts. Sometimes I fel ashamed for being a brony and kinda wish I never got into it, too. I think this may be one of the biggest ones I'm willing to list. Oh and one last one, sometimes I like to wake up with a picture of Applejack or Celestia giving bedroom eyes on my laptop. That's the other big one I'll say.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece(s)?
I plan on getting to this... seriously. Oh wait I did draw a human Applejack I'm happy with. I may post it one day but probably not since it sucks compared to other MLP art. :\
42. Are you a virgin?
Technically, yes. I don't want to get into it since I never had "full" sex but I don't feel like a real virgin. No, I'm not proud of this, either.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about?
Slapping my superior's butt when he walked down our deck on an inspection day in dress uniform and anytime I have acted in class.
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about?
Jumpin into a college without thinking about what I wanted in life. There goes a wasted year learning about a job I can't get.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
I like women in heels and woen with accents (country/southern and english).
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Nah, I guess they're pretty normal.
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories?
See for yourself.
:)
48. Favorite quote?
"You're just like... 'torquing' me around with your fat!"- my friend, Matt, during a Tekken game, "Torquing" being a word he made up on the spot.
"I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways."- "As You Like It"
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
No. I don't consider "trolling" to really hurt someone, either. I would never act against someone with the full purpose to make them feel down or emotionally hurt.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
Eeeyup.
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I know this was late but here it is so I don't have to write anything on my profile and can put more stupid pictures up instead. I hope you learned a little bit more about me and maybe even a little bit about yourself. But probably not so have a life.
Remind me to never fuck with you to the point you want to kill me.
Goddamn right. Revolvers are the shit. My most prized possessions are my .36 snub (Shut up.) and my 12-gauge.
2007101 It's a family thing.