Fuck it.

1. What's your name?
Not happenin'

2. How old are you?
15

3. What country do you live in?
United States

4. What do you look like?
A person

5. Who do you wish you looked like?
A person

6. How did you come across MLP?
Back in 2012 when I came across PONY.MOV, discovered the huge fandom behind the source material and watched said source material.

7. Favorite Ship and Why?
Hate romance bud. (Most of the time)

8. Least favorite ship?
All of them (Most of them)

9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?
Yep yep yep.

10. Were they family?
Little column a, little column b

11. Favorite Episode?
Griffon the Brush Off. Ha, Gilda's a bitch.

12. Favorite superhero?
Hit-Girl

13. Fave Anti-hero?
Deadpool

14. Fave Super villain?
Motherfucker

15. Fave anti-villain?
Huh?

16. The last book you read?
Halo: Mortal Dictata

17. Last movie you watched?
Some 90's horror movie called Cube

18. Favorite song at the moment?
Nico Vega - Million Years is da shit!

19. Fave song you keep coming back to?
Nightmare Night was really good

20. Current job?
Sittin' on my ass

21. What's your ideal future job?
Sittin' on my ass.

22. Dream job?
You figure it out

23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life?
I achieve nothing

24. Greatest Failure?
All of 2013

25. Do you have pets?
Two cats

26. What's your dream pet?
Does anyone?

27. Any weapons you own?
They took 'em away...

28. Any gun you want?
Colt M1911 (Fuck you Call of Duty.)

29. What religion are you?
None, I'm Atheist

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day?
Winston Churchill

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?
My Grandpa

32. Are you political?
Not really, but I consider myself liberal

33. Are you married?
To my bed

34. Do you have a special somepony?
Everyone in my high school are fucking morons!

35. Do you have a crush?
Except one...

36. Care to explain?
Rather not. Hehe. He...

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
I'm alright.

38. If you could hang with any living person?
The smart one...

39. Favourite Pony?
Twilight is best pone!

40. Any embarrassing secrets?
None that I'm willing to disclose.

41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?
I did a twenty odd page fic last year, but forgot what it was.

42. Are you a virgin?
Little invasive aren't ya lad?

43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?
Exploring closed off regions in Woodhaven, Queens. So tranquil, I love it under the bridge.

44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret?
Punching through my door. LITERALLY, punching through my door.

45. Do you have a fetish?
Treading some thin ice there boyo...

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
...

47. Fave FIM stories?
My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic is pretty good

48. Fave quote?
"Don't go around and say the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." -Mark Twain

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?
Yes.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
Yes?