The Danger of reading

I know its not a update... but a old omake of mine that is chuckle worthy.

*open scene Diamond Dog tunnel*

DD1: Oooh.... have brilliant idea!

DD2: WHat that?

DD1: We steal gems from gem finding pony house!

DD3: But the WHINING!!!!

DD1: No whining! We steal when gem finding pony is gone.... never know we there!

DD2: Good idea! But what of human sheep herder?

DD3: Yes yes! HUman sheep herder might chase us....

DD1: He just one human!

DD2: But strong human!

DD3: plus he has paper of baddog nose whacking!

DD2: Oooh! Oooh! He even have....... a cone of shame! Me saw him put it on apple pony's dog!

*all three Diamond dogs shudder*

DD 1, 2, and 3: THE CONE OF SHAME!!!!

*then the first diamond dog grins and pulls out a very damaged book with clearly several pages missing.*
DD1: no worries! Me found book that tell of story of how to strip human of power!

*the other two Diamond dogs crowd over as the first reads aloud.*

DD2: but story not finished! It missing pages of ending!

DD3: no matter.... book tell how to strip human of strength! Ending not important... weak Sheep herder human is! THen GEMS!

All three: Geeeemmmmsss....

DD1: And me know just place to get strength stealing equipment.

*A few days later at Ponyville spa. Mayor Mane stands next toa hole around a ransacked supply room as Rarity and Twilight enter*

MM: Thank you Twilight for coming. We just don't know what to make of it!

T: Well tis certainly a diamond dog hole... is the Spa missing any gems?

R: *mumbling* uncultured ruffians.

MM: That's just it! Aloe did a inventory and all that's missing are various shears and mane clippers

R: Hmph... I fyou ask me they should have stolen some soap... and breathmints... and hooficure... well those diamond dogs just have DREADFUL maintenance in all areas of proper etiquette really.

T: but why would they only steal hair cutting supplies?

*Suddenly the trio look up as several gunshots fill the air. Quickly dashing outside they are treated to the sight of the main diamond dog trio fleeing downt he center of main street throwing clippers and stuff at their pursuer.*

DD1: THE BOOK LIED! THE BOOK LIED!

DD2 : HUMAN NOT WEAKER! ONLY ANGRIER!!!!

DD3: AIIIEEEEEE!!!! HE GAINING!!!!

*Behind them turning the corner appears a furious Andrew.. waving his shot gun after the three.... clothes ruffled.... and glareing as he chases the trio down the street.... both from his eyes and the sun reflecting off his completely bald head.*

A: GET BACK HERE YOU (#$^&*(%^^&#$%#$(%#^&% MUTTS! I'M GOING TO NEUTER THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!!!

*as the quartet race out of sight Twilight, Mayor mane, and Rarity just stare blankly. THen Twilight shakes her head.*

T: well that solves THAT mystery.... *sigh* I better go research some hair growing spells... maybe if I modify the beard one.....

R: OOooh! Can you give him long flowing locks! I have several outifts I never designed because Andrew hair just wasn't styled correctly.... but if you can give him long flowing mane, plus a little styling.... oooh so many IDEAS!!!!

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And this is why you should ALWAYS read the ending folks.