My Dream Last Night

Last night I dreamed I got stoned, I found this dealer who outwitted to angry crackheads by amazing use psychology, he then went back into his rundown back garden. My friends urged me forward and asked if he could sell me some drugs, "what kind" he asked in a scouse accent, "some skunk" I replied, he took 5 pounds off me and stalked away and came back with a large grin on his face after roiling a spliff.

He lit the spliff and blew smoke into my face, I was instantly stoned and went on a weird trip complete with outlandish hallucinations in which I saw things that later turned out to be different, events that never happened such as going to the mall which later turned out to be my bedroom, I dreamed my girlfriend was my mother after feeling up her tits. I freaked out but then found her passed out of the sofa as my girlfriend and not my mother. Then it turns out my mother was never in the house and that I hallucinated the entire thing. Then I woke up. I never had a Girlfriend.

>Mfw

> spaghetti fell out of pockets
>Liquid diarrhea burst from my anus and covered my bed
>jump up, smear shit all over walls while screeching like animal
>run on all fours down the stairs and into the kitchen leaving a trail of shit
>slip on spaghetti
>fall on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur.
......
>wake up for realz this tiem, "Anon" my mother cried, "GET THE FUCK UP YOU'RE LATE FOR COLLAGE AGAIN"
>wished I was still dreaming.

Comments

[unph]

I have to say, that dream must have been amazing. I wish I could leave a trail of shit behind me as I run on all fours.

[XavierOfThailand]

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>It was meant to be a classical 4chan greentext story. complete with unexpected chaos and spaghetti.