Fan Fiction Generator Fun · 8:55am Mar 3rd, 2014
So I finished Fallout: Equestria and I though to myself "Phht, it's okay, but I could certainly do better." So I took a few random words and phases, stuffed them into a Fan Fiction generator, and had a good laugh about it.
Pip paced slowly back and forth. Inquisitive dread filled her heart. Homage should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my selfish love, Pip thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Homage had been taken hostage by Ignorant Horn, a supervillain who had the city in a state of kind terror. Pip fainted dead away, just like a video game character that this is totally not based off.
When she came to, there was a bump on her hoof and the inquisitive dread had returned. "Homage, my lustful honey bunny," she cried out angrily. "What is Ignorant Horn doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing mostly as he shot her in the leg.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Pip remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 gun ponys, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Pip ordered in a supply of gun and set to work, folding ponys until her hoof was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last pony when Homage walked in the front door.
"Homage!" Pip screamed and threw herself into Homage's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 gun ponys and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing holding a gun. She kissed Homage quickly on the leg.
"Actually," Homage said, pulling away ignorantly, "I was rescued by the Nieve Bullet. She's a new superhero in town." Homage sighed. "And she's really stupid."
The inquisitive dread came back. "But you're curious to be back here with me, right?"
Homage checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Nieve Bullet for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
Pip choked back a sob and started folding another pony. Then she went out and got drunk instead.
I believe with a little bit of tweaking it'll be even better than the original.
