List of Countries I want to visit before I die · 2:09am Mar 3rd, 2014
Satire straight head.
1. Russia, there president rides bears.
2. Australia, there animals can FUCKING holster weapons, I mean if you mug a kangaroo, it will whip out a pistol and shot you in the head. Also it has the great barrier reef and I can SCUBA there.
3. Somalia, I hear there beaches are beautiful, the fishermen are nice.
4. Antarctica. People won't fucking bother me there.