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  • 522 weeks
    Celestia Uses an Online Dating Website

    Hello all. Just wanted to let you know that I have written a guest chapter for RainbowBob's excellent "Celestia Uses an Online Dating Website"

    I hope to begin my next project soon.
    Thanks,
    gate

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  • 534 weeks
    It Aint Easy Being Breezies (Spoilers)

    Hey all (or hey nobody, I have no idea how many people actually read these). I just wanted to comment on the Breezies because, well, I thought the episode was more or less pretty stupid.

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  • 545 weeks
    Citizenship Update 12/17

    Hi all. Saw the site post about tag abuse and figured I'd abuse some tags to let you know that a) sorry for no updates lately, hitting the business end of the semester and grad school applications etc, but b) I have mapped out the rest of Applejack's story and I can tell you that there will be 4 more chapters. After that I do not know specifically what will happen, but I am not going to stop

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  • 554 weeks
    Nothing But The Beat

    Hey all. Just wanted to again thank you guys for all the support on Citizenship. I took some time during the past few weeks to write a short entry for the EQD Nightmare Night contest, which I just uploaded. I rushed it a bit more than I would have liked, but I think for my first go at horror it is. . . not horrible. I doubt it will get much attention, but it was fun to try something new.

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  • 584 weeks
    Citizenship Update

    Hey all, just wanted to give a quick update on Applejack's doings in space and all that. Sorry for the delay (a month now) since the last post, I've been getting busier with my research as the year has gone on. The next chapter is nearly complete, but I somehow bricked my computer and had to wipe my hard drive, so I've been recovering everything else I need for the past week or so, and ponies

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Mar
2nd
2014

It Aint Easy Being Breezies (Spoilers) · 11:23pm Mar 2nd, 2014

Hey all (or hey nobody, I have no idea how many people actually read these). I just wanted to comment on the Breezies because, well, I thought the episode was more or less pretty stupid.
For the first time since Baby Cakes, MLP felt like a stupid kid's show and not. . . whatever it has become these days. It was just kind of. . . boring. Fluttershy was boring, the Breezies were boring, the plot was boring and kind of lazy. Half of the episode took place in Fluttershy's cottage, when the journey of the Breezies could have taken us to all sorts of interesting places in Equestria (and beyond, apparently). Spike as the butt of the joke-- again-- was disappointing. I thought the design of the Breezies was rather silly. I get that the point of the show is to sell toys, but this was the first time (not counting EQG, of course) that it felt like something had been so obviously shoehorned in solely for the purpose of having something else to sell-- the writing is usually better than that. This was made worse by a country mile when the Mane 6 transformed into Breezies. That bit felt horrible, forced and kind of desperate, in all honesty. It continued the trend of S4 pushing all 6 into a story meant for one or two, only this time the insertion was so blatantly a marketing tool that it was disappointing to see.
This was the first time, again, since Baby Cakes that I was truly disappointed in an episode because it was just plain bad. I very much enjoyed MagMystCure and Princess Twilight for sure, but came into each with high expectations that I was disapointed in the end. This one just didn't work. Natasha Levinger did a great job with Pinkie Apple Pie, so I hope this is just a one-off.
I feel compelled to note that I think S4 has been solid, if not spectacular. Aside from Pinkie Pride and maybe Bats!, there haven't been many standout episodes, but there haven't been any disasters- until yesterday. The music has been fantastic, though. I hate ranking things like this, but I'd go S3<S4<Friendship is Witchcraft<S2<S1.
And I hate to sound the Panda-ring alarm, but the Dr. Whooves/Rose bit was funny but pointless. It's only fun when its subtle (see Hooves, Derpy).
Stay based,
gate

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