I Need To Fimfic-ize This

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Poniture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cupcakes.
And the Magic gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the ponies who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the ponies who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find somepony else to help you.
Maybe Pone Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cupcake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Magic to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the ponies who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Magic and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE

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[Jake the Dog]

The cake...
is a lie.