Advice?

After 3 days of trying to think of something, I have come up with absolutely nothing. So I'm asking you guys- what should I write? This isn't a call for commissions or anything, I just can't think of anything to write and it's driving me insane. So any of you have ideas or want to see me try to write something so absurd it could never clear moderation, leave a comment or send me a message. If I do end up writing something you suggested, I'll be sure to give you due credit in the description. Thanks, and I'll see you all next time!