Why I haven't been doing much · 8:25am Jan 12th, 2014
Well, it's been a while. Sort of. I'd just like to start with, the riff series is dead! It's not pining! It's passed on! This series is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SERIES!!
Stealing another show's cliche cliche
Movie Sin Counter: 1
Now then. I've been putting work in on a TwiShy story, involving romance, adventure, backstory, magic, fourth wall breaking, humans, and Pinkie Pie's hair. It takes place right before Bats. It's humanized, but Pegasi can fly and Unicorns can use magic through their hands. Dragons are also human, except they have reptilian eyes and are skilled in fire magic.
Humanized bullshit cliche
Movie Sin Counter: 2
The Mane Six are in their twenties, Rarity the youngest at twenty three and Applejack the oldest at twenty seven. Also, I might throw in a little AppleDash if I feel like it. I've been expanding my vocabulary, and am waiting for a scene in which I can use the fullest of my word choice. I've been cutting down on the word "Said," at this time, there is only one or two instances of the word. Right now I have Ways to Say Said open in the tab next to my story. And in the first half of the first chapter, Twilight and Fluttershy share a bed. With only a bra and panties on. No, the scene does not contain a lapdance!
Scene does not contain a lapdance
Movie Sin Counter: 3
Movie Sin Tally: 3
Sentence:
Bonus Round
One sin for ever exclamation mark
Movie Sin Tally: 19
Sentence: The TwiShy Group
I haven't been doing much lately either. I know the feels. I just did a big-ass blog about it.