Omegle...

So lately I've spent a lot of time on Omegle and I've had some really interesting RP so I figured I'd post them. They're unedited FYI. Hope you enjoy. :)
If enough people don't like these, I'll stop.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like My little pony.
You: Hello!
Stranger: "Come on Alizodo... Let's be reasonable about this..."*That's what Incognito (A grey unicorn with a sloppy black mane and cutie mark of a question mark)asked him as he hung upside down over a pit of quicksand filled with snakes, Alizodo had caught the thief trying to snatch away the emerald of Maremumra (Mare-mum-ra) a very ancient treasure that was very valuable to him. The owner of it was said to have extremely good luck which was basically why the dark grey unicorn was trying to steal it to begin with. His mane also hung over his eyes as he hung upside down in Alizodo's lair and he continued to squirm and try to get out of his restraints.* (Be Alizodo, Daring Do or a Oc.)
You: (Alizodo) "Why should I be reasonable? You are nothing but a thief after all."
Stranger: "Well your a... Um...what are you exactly?"
Stranger: *He chuckled.*
You: "A philanthropist collector of valuable ancient artifacts. Why are you laughing?"
Stranger: "You look like something I'd win for my kid at the carnival!"
Stranger: *He smirks at him.*
You: Aghast "How dare you mock me like this, especially from your position... And wipe that stupid grin off your face! What have you to be happy about in this situation?"
Stranger: "Oh come now Ali we're actually more alike then you think."
Stranger: *He smiles at him.*
You: "How dare you butcher my name! And please, elaborate, how are we alike at all? I fail to see it in the most miniscule of ways."
Stranger: "You hate Daring Do... I hate Daring Do... Free my from my restraints and I might make it up to you..."
Stranger: *He grins at him.*
You: "... I hate her? No sir you've got it all wrong. I've just an extreme disliking for the mare, nothing more. Hatred consumes far too much energy."
You: "Energy I could be using to... I don't know, give you a slow painful death?"
Stranger: "Come now Ali... Out of all the times she's stopped you and foiled you, your really saying you don't hate her?"
You: "No, not quite. I'm actually a little enamored with her. How does she manage to escape every little thing I've set up specifically for her? It doesn't make sense."
Stranger: *He clears his throat.*"And I quote... "*He mimics his accent.*"I'll get you Daring Do!"
Stranger: "Well for one your traps are a bit easy to escape... I mean... You usually have a bad Gannon of using quicksand and snakes for some reason..."
Stranger: *Reputation/Gannon
You: "Well you're still here with me aren't you? If they're that easy to escape, why haven't you?"
Stranger: "Oh Ali... I just love your company..."*He says sarcastically.*
You: "I'm sure... Now, just give me the Emerald, and I promise that your death will be quick and painless."
Stranger: "Or how about I just keep the emerald and escape?"*He begins to swing around on the vine that was holding him upside down.*
You: "What are you doing? The vile will break if you keep that up!"
Stranger: "Duh!"*He moves with more momentum until he reaches a clearing with out the quicksand then he levitates the emerald out of his saddlebag and uses it's sharp edge to him loose.*
You: *Begins chasing Incognito*
Stranger: "Oh crud!"*He begins to sprint.*
You: *Gets caught in own trap* "I'll get you Incognito!"
Stranger: "See you later Alibozo! I'll send Daring your regards!"*He smirks and sprints out of the lair and back into the jungle.*
You: *thinking to self* "Well this is just embarrassing... Wouldn't it be something if Daring were here to steal something too? I wouldn't be able to do anything about it."
Stranger: *She trots in but looks at him laughs.*
Stranger: Daring:"Hey Alizodo! I see your just hanging around!"
You: "Oh for the love of Celestia, can this day get any worse? I just wanted to have a quiet day with some tea or something..."
You: "First Incognito, then you...."
Stranger: Daring:"Incognito? What was he doing here?"
Stranger: *She seemed surprised.*
You: "He wanted the Emerald of Maremumra. What are you stealing?"
Stranger: *She frowns.*Daring:"The emerald of Maremumra..."
Stranger: *She sounded annoyed.*
You: "Well then he went that-a-way." *Nods head in the direction Incognito went.* "You'd better hurry."
Stranger: Daring:"Thanks Alizodo! When I get my hooves on him!"*She flys out of the room in search of Incognito.*
Stranger: *Meanwhile in the jungle.*"Ha! Daring Dumb his gonna flip her switch when she finds I have this!"
You: *Daring drops on top of Incognito*
Stranger: "Ow!"*He yelps.*
You: (Now I'm Daring) "Ha, you idiot!"
Stranger: *The emerald falls out of his moth and he glares at her.*
Stranger: *Mouth
You: *rushes to pick it up*
Stranger: *He levitates it back into his saddlebag.*"Back off feather brain! I stole it first!"
You: "Too bad, I'm better at this than you. Give it."
Stranger: "If your better then why did I get it first?"
Stranger: *He smirks as it begins to rain.*
You: "If you must know I was with a special somepony..."
Stranger: "O-Oh... For real?"*He frowns.*
You: "Yeah, then I had this thought that the Emerald was getting stolen, so I went to Alizodo's place and hey! He's caught in his own trap. He told me where you were headed, I cut you off, now I'm pissed cause my fun time was cut short!"
Stranger: "Then it sounds like you don't need a emerald to get lucky."*He seemed to be getting very angry for some reason.*
You: (Sorry my typing speed's not very high) "Ha, good one. I really do need it for other things though, so hoof it over..."
Stranger: "You'll get it after you kill me for it!"*He seemed to had lost his temper for some reason.*
You: "Why in the ever loving buck are you so mad right now, what do you want the Emerald for?"
Stranger: *He grunts and his face goes pink.*"Nevermind why I'm mad! Your not getting the bucking emerald!"*He screamed enraged.*
You: "Well fine! I'm going back to my fun time. I didn't finish..."
You: "Unless, that's what your after, a little fun time?"
Stranger: *He grunts and slumps down by a nearby tree in frustration.*
You: *winks seductively* (no I'm not turning this into a clopfic FYI)
You: "C'mon, why do you want the Emerald so badly?"
Stranger: *He threw it at her face.*"Take the emerald...and never...I mean ever... Talk to me again..."
Stranger: *He had his head burried in his arms.*
You: "I want to know. I'm not leaving until I do. Plu,s you might find, I know a lot of ponies."
Stranger: "There's nothing to know... Get lost..."*He stated not showing his face.*
You: "Are you lonely? That's easy enough to fix. Hell, I'm sure my niece would love a stallion like you around."
Stranger: *He shook his head.*"No... I..."*It was pretty much obvious that he was jealous.*
Stranger: "Just get lost... Please. Just get lost and never speak to me again..."
You: "C'mon, is it money?" *Daring knows that he's lonely*
Stranger: "No! It's...it's... It's you..."
You: "Me? What about me?"
Stranger: "Daring..."*He sighs.*"I...like you..."
You: "Oh, well... That is a problem.. I mean, you're really attractive and all but I've got somepony waiting for me... Would you settle for a friend of mine? I was getting the Emerald for her anyways."
Stranger: *He stays silent, he simply shook his head.*
Stranger: *It sounding like he was crying.*
You: "You do realize I mean what I say right? You're really good looking. I mean... really good looking." *shivers* "If I weren't with somepony..." *stares off in to space*
Stranger: "Yeah! Well you are!"*He yells in frustration.*
You: "Well what do you expect me to do? Me leaving him would kill him..."
Stranger: "J-Just...Just go make him as happy as you would make me...please..."
Stranger: *He continues to cry.*
You: "Well why shouldn't you be happy? He's been happy most of his life. Have you?
Stranger: "No... But that doesn't mean he should lose somepony like you..."
Stranger: *He sighs.*
You: "Well, come on... You're coming with me." *she tries to pick him up*
Stranger: *He stands up in a wobble.*
Stranger: "Where are we going?"*He asked bummed.*
You: *They start walking in the direction of Darings camp* "You'll see."
Stranger: *He sighs and trots along with her.*
You: *A few minutes latter they find themselves at the camp. Daring points out a barely attractive stallion.* "You see that stallion there?"
Stranger: "Yeah?"
Stranger: *He looks at the stallion.*
You: "That's him. You know something, he's a privileged brat. I wouldn't even take him on these trips if it weren't for two things. One: He funds them. Two: he's really good in bed. He's not very attractive, or nice, or even pleasant in many ways. Why would I stay with him, when I've got the option of you?" *leans toward him*
Stranger: "Do you even like him?"
Stranger: *He seemed shocked.*
You: "Not really. I don't even need most of this gear. The only reason I want him on the trip at all, is that my hoof doesn't compare. If I broke his heart, I wouldn't have some something worth far more." *winks*
Stranger: "Seriously! That dude it's good in bed? I could out preform him on his best day!"
Stranger: *He points to him with his jaw dropped.*
You: "I might have to take you up on that offer... soon. Again, we didn't finish."
Stranger: *He nods.*"Right."
You: "Shall we talk to him then?"
Stranger: "I-I guess..."*He shrugs.*
You: "You might have to fight him, but that should be no trouble for you, right?"
Stranger: "Course not."*He smiles and begins to trot over to the stallion.*
You: "Don't underestimate him though..."
You: (Yay! I like happy endings)
Stranger: "I won't!"*He trots over to him.*
Stranger: (We'll see...)
You: (You meany... What should his name be?)
Stranger: (How about Silver Tongue or something?)
You: (I like that... Silver Tongue) "You there, who are you?" *points to Incognito*
Stranger: "Let me introduce myself... I'm a stallion of wealth and taste... I'm Incognito! Master thief of Equstria!"
You: (*Equestria you forgot the e) "And what are you doing in my camp?"
You: "Not stealing anything I hope."
Stranger: "The only thing I'm stealing is Daring."*He smirks.*
You: "What do you mean, she's loyal to me. She loves me! Who are you to question love!?!?"
You: *Rage!*
Stranger: "She said that your not bad in bed and that's about it..."
Stranger: *He rolled his eyes.*
You: "Not that bad? She says I'm the best..." *obviously thinking harder than he ought to be* "Regardless, if you want her that badly, you'll have to fight for her!"
Stranger: "Bud you sure of that? I can out plow you and out fight you! I won't even use my horn!"*He smirks.*
You: *shouts* "Clear the area, we are to have a duel at noon!"
Stranger: "A duel?"*He begins to laugh.*
You: "What's so funny about a duel? It's no laughing matter." *lots of hustle and bustle as thing get moved for the 'duel'*
Stranger: "Fine! You wanna 'duel'? Fine! We'll duel!"
Stranger: (Is he a unicorn?)
You: (earth) "You've one hour to prepare, if you don't show at noon, you forfiet."
Stranger: "Perfect! Your on!"*He smirks.*
You: (What to do next?)
You: (Do we skip to noon?)
Stranger: (Sure. What could he do that would take a hour up?)
You: (Finishing with Daring *wink*?)
Stranger: (Heh heh.*Wink*)
You: *One hour later*
You: *with some questionable activities*
Stranger: "Ah... That was nice..."*He steps out of Daring's tent.*
Stranger: (^^)
You: (Daring) "Go Incognito! I'm gonna take a nap."
Stranger: "You do that! You'll have to be ready for round two later!"*He winks and trots over to where the duel is supposed to be at.*
You: (Silver Tongue) "I almost thought you wouldn't show."
Stranger: "Trust me... I couldn't miss this..."*He chuckles.*
Stranger: "So I guess I'm not allowed to use magic?"
Stranger: *He peers over at him.*
You: "That is correct." A duel, which Incognito had the underhand, as his foe, Silver Tongue, was an Earth pony however, he had one thing that Silver didn't expect, The Emerald of Maremumra... Who will win?
You: (I had to put one of these, sorry) You'll find out after the break...
Stranger: *We shall see.*
You: After some stupid advertisements we return to the duel. (Which Incognito will win)
Stranger: (Was there ever any doubt?)"Let's go ugly!"
Stranger: *He grins.*
You: "Ugly?!?"
You: *BAM! gets hit while distracted.
You: *Tries to stand*
Stranger: *Pretty much yeah.*
Stranger: "I'm gonna do to you what I did to discord while he was still a statue!"
Stranger: *Meanwhile at the palace.*Discord:"Agh! It's still in my fur darn it!"
Stranger: *Back to the fight.*
You: Is this the end of the fight already? I have a feeling it is...
Stranger: *He punches him in the jaw.*
You: Lights out! Silver Tongue!
You: (Pitiful fight, no?)
Stranger: "Well...that was easy..."*He shrugs.*
Stranger: (That was a fight?)
You: *meanwhile in Darings tent* "Did he just win? Good, I had fun before it." (Sort of)
Stranger: (I hear off screen sex is actually pretty fun! ^^)
You: (if it were a fanfic part of the joke would be that it wasn't sex)
You: (like at the end we find out it was just twister or something)
Stranger: (What exactly were they doing?)
You: (I don't know)
Stranger: *He trots back in the tent.*"Hey Daring! You up for another round of gold fish?"
Stranger: "You got sorta lucky the first time!"*He smiles.*
Stranger: (Like that?)
You: (Yeah)\
Stranger: "So...what do you want to do now?"*He scratches his mane.*
You: " I don't know... I hear the naughty is pretty fun." *winks*
You: (Fin?)
Stranger: (I guess.)
You: (I'm saving this conversation)
Stranger: (Could always do a time skip from ten years or something?)
You: (Sure)
Stranger: (Maybe they got married? Maybe they had kids?)
You: (Maybe they just had a lot of fun time? I don't know, you started it)
Stranger: (Maybe we could start with a new couple all together! I have this other pony Named Acoustic Strings who is a musician...)
You: (Do you have a FimFiction account?)
Stranger: (Afraid not... Hey! It doesn't even have to be a romance! It could be a comedy!)
Stranger: (I have 1 Charactar named Comet Trail who's a colt...)
Stranger: (Maybe he could ask where a babies come from? Maybe he could have a beef with Scootaloo or something?)
You: (Well, in any case find me on FimFic I've got chores: ttyl? ) fimfiction.net/user/BassMaker
Stranger: (Alright!)
Stranger: (I will!)
You: (Bye! It was fun!)
You have disconnected.