Sisters Are Strange

So, last night my little sister was really hyped up on sugar, and when she is she creates really weird and crazy creatures. So I wrote them all down, and here they are.
"Tapers are very interesting creatures. They will eat your soul! Mikas, meekies, meekieeeeeeees! Sqeeky!" (No, I did not spell that wrong. That's how she said it)
"Matapas can only jump like a millimeter off the ground, even though people recognize them as uh...uh...Kangapoos! They might be related to Winnie The Pooh. They will only like your face if it looks like Winnie The Pooh."
"Bobeanies! They are fascinating and interesting creatures. They will eat your fish, then turn into Garfield. The end."
"Malarkeys! They make no sense at all, even though they can have pretty eyes!"
"Pikas were originally found in Candyland. They like to eat pies and hamburgers from Candyland. Everyone who is smart knows that hamburgers are made of sugar."
"Are you done my Pikamataba?" (she asked when I was writing down the names for the creatures.)
"Townies are made up of little particles that you see in the trash can. They are also made up of wallpaper."
"Pakies! Pack-rat-poles! They love to roll on their bellies and play tag the pointer."
"Door Bananas! Door Bananas! Door Banananananahahahahaha! They develop specially on eyelashes, even though they're five feet long. If you touch them you won't see the sunlight tomorrow. They're invisible and they get mad if you touch them."
"Galloping Pies are found on books along with Window Pupils and they are Malarkey's cousin with pizza sauce on their feet."
"Shamies. I love Shamies. Shamies are very kind to one another even though you can specify them as Crocodololies."
"Hambugs are the smallest creatures on Earthieypakeymannannya." (Her way of saying Earth when she's hyper)
Signed,
Paperpluswierdvoiceplushumanequalswhatyoujustread. (That's what she wanted signed)
Yep, that's my very strange 9-year-old sister when she's hyped up on sugar. Everything written is what she said and how she said it.

Comments

[No One Important]

Ok, wow i don't know what that was. Your sister is very interesting.

"Door Bananas! Door Bananas! Door Banananananahahahahaha! They develop specially on eyelashes, even though they're five feet long. If you touch them you won't see the sunlight tomorrow. They're invisible and they get mad if you touch them."

Now I can definitely see her saying that for some reason.

[Shadowflash237]

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She is a very interesting creature.