....URGH.... Crhistmas · 4:37pm Dec 3rd, 2013
Well it is that dismal time of year again, the time of year were I have to be reminded of why I am an evil vindictive ass-hat, yes that's right Christmas. Now first and for most I have nothing against the holiday of gift giving simple enough express your liking of others with trivial trinkets, but why in the name of by hairy nut-sack do I have to socialize with people I want to hunt down and gut like Cornish game hens! So why must I be forced to suffer their company? why? well sadly they are family so understandable on that level but why must I do things like secret Santa at work seriously why!
Moving on I understand Christmas is a religious holiday so there will be people going from house to house singing Christian corals, but why do they persist on still singing at my door when I make clear with a well lit well displayed sign that any coral singers at my door will be hospitalized it irritates me. But yes it is a religious holiday so fine, now I am not religious but I do enjoy to Christian school plays about the Bastard Jewish child spawned through 'Gods' rape of the 'virgin' Mary (safe to say after that she was not a virgin and yes I know that will offend it's meant to) as they are very comedic BUT why have school plays become so misguided thanks to intolerable dicks from other religions complaining that 'oh that's offensive to my beliefs' 'oh were's '[insert religion here] part in this play?' fuck off your almost as intolerant as ME! it's people like this that ruin the holiday just chill out put on a cat Stevens record and enjoy the fucking play!
Finally commercialism has corrupted the holiday (thank you) for the most part this is good you can exchange gifts and eat awesome food. HOWEVER it has mangled the holiday into nothing more then the ultimate pester power for companies as kid whine and scream and bitch for certain things, proof of the corruption is with 'Santa' who was infact originally green yes green but cola change that and sadly the bulbous red image is now the stereotype of Santa, that's that.
Now when people get pissed off with this rant (and I am guessing you will) stop for a minute and think getting pissed is accepting a holiday that should be about the family coming together and having one day without work or interruptions and having fun has been twisting into a another stupid commercial holiday like valentines.
Moving on I fucking hate it when if I wish YOU a Merry Christmas I expect a Merry Christmas in return not a FUCKING Happy Holidays in return no fuck that I celebrate Christmas so I expect to here merry Christmas I find it offensive and blatantly insulting that I get wished a happy holidays. I don't give a shit if you don't celebrate the fucking holiday show some goddamn tolerance and respect the fact I do by returning the seasonal Merry Christmas I wished you. Again I don't care if you don't celebrate the fucking holiday respect the fact I fucking do, I should note if I am wished a happy holidays I return it with happy holidays not a Merry Christmas.
Moving on movie producers STOP MAKING A SHITTY CHRISTMAS FLICKS! its fucking insulting to children, now not to say all Christmas movies are bad, but my fucking good they almost always are just for the love of god stop making them stop further barsterdising this already rape victim of a holiday and leave it some dignity. Now this is not to say all Christmas movies are bad look at the trailer of Rise of the Guardians it looks good mainly since it has a fucking plot and could work but all those other ones like fred claws and Christmas with the kranks which have NO FUCKING PLOT don't need to be made.
Hmmm... very well no Happy Holidays.
May you be blessed by He who sits upon the Throne upon this years end.
Edit: You misspelled christmas