Stupid Ass News (the hit times)

Hey everypony! Okay, So originally I was going to do a backstory on myself, to kinda not leave my life so shrouded in mystery, But as it turns out, there is a shitload of things that can happen in one month, so I decided to actually come out, and talk about it. That's right (for all you unlikely guessers) It's time to meet the man behind the mare.

Alright, some things to know.... hmm. Ah-ha! I'll review last month's blog to start with, because I felt like a whole bunch of people didn't really understand (even though I spelled it out clearly enough) So I was formerly being possessed by a demon called simply- "Master" He had possessed me, and kept me alive for more than 2,000 years (damn!) and being under his control, he saw my fillyfriend as an obstical in my "work" and forced me to kill her.
NOTE: I am not actually gay. In fact, I'm against the gay lifestyle. This was just to fit in with others.... Also I should point out, I'm not actually female, this was to disguise myself more, and alot of people just pinned me as a female and I had that- "WTB" moment but it shaped my character and I just decided to roll with it.

Also, a complete profile of thehitpony, who's real name is Cloudy Shadows, or Miss Shadows (to those under her).

Name- Cloudy Shadows
Race- Pegasus
Mane and Tail Color- Dark Grey
Body color- Grey
Eye Color- Blue
Weapons- QF sniper rifle, Desert Eagle .44 mag., and a Khyber Bowie
Outstanding Features- Missing left eye, and a long scar from the top left of the forehead to the top of the left cheek
Talents- One hell of a good shot
Cutie mark- Scope Crosshairs

Hey! What are you still doing here?! looking for more information, well buck off, I've already said too much.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.......
To be continued next whenever-the-hell-I-decide-to-update-this time.
Maybe a Halloween episode?