More infomation. · 10:35am Apr 10th, 2012
For new owners:
>This is an informative guide to choosing your sorry stick
>While in a perfect world we wouldn't need to punish our fluffy ponies, it is sometimes unavoidable
>Hopefully this will help you make an educated choice
>When picking out a sorry stick your first thought should be: what kind of fluffy pony do I own?
>While all ponies are delicate some a more so than others!
>Earth fluffies are the hardiest, so you should go for hollow metal or light wood
>Unicorns are the halfway point, and one should always opt for a wooden sorry stick
>Pegasi are the easiest to seriously injure, since their bone density is reduced so they can glide
>You should try to avoid getting anything heavy than plastic for pegasi and the more sickly unicorns
Please follow this guide for hours of fluffy play time.
Please remeber the following account from tester 3455
>Fluffy just pony is shitting on the carpet
>You've been potty training it for weeks using treats
>It should know better by now
>You're down to desperate measures.
>Time to bring out the negative reinforcement.
>You rush over and grab a large mason jar from the shelf
>You've already poked holes in the lid for air
>Have to do this quick so it associates the punishment with the deed
>Grab fluffy pony mid-shit and stuff it in feet first
>Shit gets on to more of the carpet, but there's no time to worry about that now.
>The fluffy pony nearly doesn't fit in the jar, but you jam it down in there anyway.
>It fills the entire jar, it's limbs stuck in an incredibly uncomfortable position. One of it's front legs is probably dislocated.
>It can't move at all, and it's crying for you to stop
>In a neutral tone of voice, you tell it that bad ponies who shit on the carpet go in the jar. Good ponies who don't get hugs and spaghetti.
>And fluffy pony has just been a very bad pony.
>place the perforated inner lid on the jar, forcing it's face down further into the jar, then screw on the outer lid
>Place the jar under the kitchen cabinet. The dark scares fluffy pony even more. It's crying, but its voice is muffled by the jar and the cabinet.
>Come back the following day
>Pony is in a jar full of it's own shit and urine, completely unable to move
>unscrew the lid
>Give the fluffy pony some water from a hamster bottle.
>Ask fluffy pony if it knows why it's in the jar
>Wrong answer
>Tell it again
>Back under the cabinet it goes.
>Day 3
>Put on latex gloves
>Open foul smelling jar of shit and pony
>Ask it again
>Fluffy pony gets it right this time
>Congratulate the poor thing, and pet it behind the ear
>Pull fluffy pony out of the jar
>It's whole backside is covered in it's own filth, which is deeply matted into its fur
>Take fluffy pony over to the sink to wash it off
>Fluffy stays still and you are able to wash it
>From now on Fluffy does what ever you ask for of it
>Never poops on floor again
>Lives to the ripe old age of 6
>In that time mates and teaches it's young what it learnt
>This new line of fluffies are much smarter
>Because he smothered the dumb ones
>Evolution at work
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Yes!
Hmmmm..... So I should refrain from useing my cerimonial staff as a sorry stick?
lolz! i want a fluffy pony. I'll name it Corn, after my favorite veggie.
EDIT:
Found it!
t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0CH6Y5YD6DoU2Xq-1ZMz9MFvpH5-xGu-JDt1qivhj-dcUCOQh That is Corn.
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Probally.
Unless you have a cartoon or unkillable fluffy.
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Gives corn some spaghetti.
72646 I cannot. I ate it all.
72646 The closest thing I have is lasagna. No, wait. Garfield ate it. ALL of it.
72664
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You fool, the fluffy will kill you and rip open your guts to reach the spaghetti.
(There has been cases of fluffies eating other fluffies.)
72666 NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
72667
Quick, give it a red ball!
72668 I ONLY HAVE A PURPLE BALL!!! wait, What kind? Rubber, Yarn, Plastic?
72670
Any just give it a ball for play time.
72681 Does it HAVE to be red? I only have a purple grenade.
72685
Anything will do, just throw the god dam ball
72695 Okay! *Pulls the ring out of the grenade, Throws the grenade at Corn, Corn plays with it. Corn looks around and sees I'm not there. I'm in the bomb shelter behind my house. Corn plays with it some more. Corn accidentally swallows the grenade. Corn explodes. along with my house.*
72646 What would happen if I exposed my Fluffy to large doses of radeation?
72946 Glow in the dark fluffy? radioactive spiderman fluffy?
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74049 72695 My recent question has inspired me to do an experiment. Here are the results.
> Went to Fluffy Pony shelter and purceshed a pink fluffy pony. You name it Miss Sparkle.
> Take her home and imedeately put her in the safe room you made for her.
> Underneath was a radiation emmitter.
> Day 1 : Fluffy is playing normally, no effects.
> Day 2 : Fluffy is complaining of " Tummy hurties." Some minor loss of Fluff.
> Day 3 : Fluffy is getting full body achs and chills. Upset stomach and a little more fluff loss.
> Day 4 : Fluffy only walks to go to litter box or eat her spagetti. Fluff falling out by handfulls. Her stomach is starting to feel lke " Fuffy tummy feels like fuffy swalowd nifies. Involentary urination.
> Day 5 : Fluffy can't move now. She's lying in a pile of her own shit and piss. Mumbleing "Dady save fuffy, Fuffy luv you!" stops eating due to stomach pains. Even when you force fed her she just threw it back up. Fluffy is now almost compleately bald, you keep her warm with a heater.
> Day 6 : Fluffy pony's skin starts to bubble and peel. she yells " Daddy! hewp Fuffy!" You do nothing, this is for science after all. You watch, video taping as Fluffy starts screaming in pain, her hoofs start to chip off in a way simaler to shale. You can see blood vessels poppiing,skin falling off. When her muscles are visible her blood starts to steam. Her eyes bubble and melt. Her last words are "Daddy, Why you no hewp Fuffy?" she then falls over. Dead. Her body gradually burns into nothingness.
74323 Wow. That's dark.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
Buy a peach colored fluffy male.
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>He has a spot of black fluff above his nose.
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>Looks the same Toothbrush moustache Hitler and Charlie Chaplin made famous.
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>Name him Reich because a fluffy named Hitler would get you weird looks.
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>Well so will his moustache.
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>Watching World War II in color on the Military Channel with Reich on your lap.
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>You love history, but mostly the World Wars.
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>Shows one of Hitlers speeches.
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>The next day when you come home you see Reich raising his right front hoof in the air.
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>He colored a SS Armband on his fluff with his markers.
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>Also drew Hitler's hair.
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>Hes marching back forth shouting heil.
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>He sees you and rush over to you.
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>He has paper in his mouth.
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>"Wook at wat Hitwa Fwuff made for daddies!"
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>He drew plans for a modern invasion of Europe.
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>Not sure if you should laugh your ass off or fear for the future.
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>6 years later Poland is invaded by Fluffy Ponies.
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>At least he never found out you were Polish