Old man winter is an asshole.

GAAAH. Sorry. I just have to dish about this for a bit. I live in Alberta, Canada, and it's no secret that we get snow here. (And how.) But seriously? I looked out my window just now, and snow.
In April.
After four hours of cloudless sunshine.
It all comes back to the Alberta mantra, I guess.
That would be, "nine months of winter, three months of road construction."

....Okay.

I'll get back to writing now.