Funny Story.

So, I recently came back to school and during lunch me and one of my friends went off to get bagels. While we were walking he was telling me about his trip to spain.

Him: So I made out with my roommate once.

Me: Good for you. How'd that go?

Him: It was great, but breakfast was kinda awkward.

So we talked a bit more, and then he told me about him have to take his roommate's drunk ass back home.

Him: So she was dragging her feet and I had to keep her steady, I was just lucky we were staying at a pretty close place.

Me: She? I thought you were talking about your roommate.

Him: Yeah, I was.

Me: You were sharing a room with a girl?

Him: No, roommates as in we were living in the same house, not sharing a room.

Me: Oh, okay.

We walked along for a little bit in silence, and then...

Him: Wait you thought I made out with a guy!?!

And the rest of the trip was me assuring him that I did not think he was gay.

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