stupid ass news (the hit times) · 3:17pm Sep 2nd, 2013
thehitpony:Now, time for your (now) monthly dose of bullshit! (with a twist)
It looks like it might rain somewhere in the world, (probobly here) and and a -10% chance of getting transported to Equestria because, (this just in), LIFE SUCKS! (sorry humans). Now some words from everypony's favorite weather pony, Raindrops! She has decided to.. join us for this very special first casting of "stupid ass news"
Raindrops: you're lucky I don't buck your face in.
thehitpony: hard to do with your legs tied, but just my luck, kidnapping is 100% okay in equestria, *does happy dance* now be a good pony, and talk, before I break your wings. *caresses hammer with gentle hoof*
Raindrops: *whimpering, and grumbling* Fine!
thehitpony: Good, now the actual weather report please.
Raindrops: *sigh*The equestrian weather ponies, are working hard to clear the skies from an explosion in the cloud department, but a bout of the flu has alot of us bed ridden for a while, so yes. you will most likley will experience some light showers here, and there, with a high of 75 degrees Can I please go now?
thehitpony: *chuckle* Good pony. *bends down and kisses raindrops on the cheek* but i'm afraid, i'm the the bearer of bad tidings.
Raindrops: Wha...!?
thehitpony: Sorry, but I didn't bring you here for the weather report. *draws silenced pistol* you see, you're next on the list.
Raindrops: Wait! Please!
thehitpony: I'm sorry
Raindrops: NO!
ptwe...
thehitpony: I'm sorry *tear rolls down cheek*
i'm sorry -- my love.
thehitpony: *choked sobs* If nobody reads this it will be a mercy.
camera pony: hey, you okay?
thehitpony: Go away, I don't want you here.
camera pony: Do you have anything to say after this interesting hit?
thehitpony: GO AWAY! GET OUT BEFORE I KILL YOU TOO! *hits camera*
*camera drops, shots fired, static*
Happy Labor Day see ya, next month.
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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