Is My Update Star Thingy the Only One That's Broken?

I shows three updates, but displays none when I click on it.
It's fine, not like it's bothering me or anyth-
OKAY, YES!
IT BOTHERS THE LIVING FUDGE OUT OF ME!
WHY YOU NO FUNCTION PROPERLY?
I GET EXCITED WHEN I SEE IT, BUT THEN I REMEMBER!
THEN I FEEL THE SADS!
It's really annoying, and has been going on for some time.
Just thought I'd take a totally unbiased survey from my, what, seven followers?
Anyone else suffering as I am?

Comments

[Power to the Bronys]

The stary thing? The lack of proper technical terms is like a stab in the heart.

However, I never use it because I never have time to read other stuff on this website, sadly. I don't even have time to read the giant pile of actual, physical novels that desperately need attention.

Sorry bro.

-Brony

[Runcible Spoon]

1317740
What on earth are you speaking of?
"Starry thing" is totally the technical term.
Also, darn.

[Pazzy]

I would add an my thoughts, but... I don't have the problem . The only problem I have is that every time I visit this website I have over like 100 notifications and like 150 posts in my feed... That is all and it's annoying ;-;