Literal Pony's Creed Sisterhoof · 1:24pm Aug 28th, 2013
My first blog-post and I use it to type the ponyfied Literal version of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer.
Rainbow, Pegasift, Dashy
White magic picks a date then fade
And ponys say Ponyville wasn't build in day
TELEPORTING!
The birds get the Tartarus out of there
Because they know something is going down
Is she gonna die? No, it's a medium shot
Pan, zoom and slow-mo means she's the target!
Mysterious hooded mare watches
(from a distance)
Take a second to look awesome
Time to go
Walk in slow-motion
So you still look awesome
Lyra just saw you and she's gonna shoot you
But don't mind her
Just keep looking awesome
That shadow will take care of her
WHITE!
Guard wants you to stop
Just kill him with your awesome
The other got hit by an arrow so you're good
Part the red sea
Hopefully those guards have good armor
No they don't. Maybe they do
They don't
Now act like you didn't do it
They're not buying it
Target comes out of her shelter
She's distracted by a feather
She's looks angry
She likes feathers
She's looks up when she remembers!
Ooh, I love phoenixes
Nod at the phoenix and PONY'S DIE
Everywhere PONY'S DIE
Target doesn't die
SHE'S FINE!
Target sends royal guards to die
Slice the neck, the guard falls down
Slice the legs, the guard falls down
Luna still fine
Luna yells and some other guards
that were hiding in town-hall
COME OUT
and then take their formation
Then target takes out her sword
Then goes to smile at her sword
not sure why
Mysterious hooded mare joined by
other hooded pony's
YOU'RE NEXT
RUNNING! RUNNING!
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK!
good game man
also when are you going to put the lyrics on it ?
Sadly never, my mic is terrible and my voice is even worse!