HI EVERYBRONY/PONY!

Hi, I'm CoolKT11! Just some thinks I want to tell you...
1. Hello, I'm CoolKT11!
2. How is your day?
4. I hope it's going great!
5. Is that a bomb?
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Did I say

5. Is that a bomb?

OH! I meant:
5. LETS PARTY!
6. In the comments, please tell me you got a story for me to read, because I want something to read. Just something EVERYONE style, please!
-CoolKT11
Oops I skipped 3! Oh well!