• Member Since 2nd Aug, 2013
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SwallowtheWoodenToaster


Well Ill be posting comments for the first 6 months enjoy.

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  • 533 weeks
    OMFG STILL ALIVE

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAVEN"T SMILED LIKE THIS IN SINCE I GOT THE COMPUTER I USE TO PROCRASTINATE WITH BEFORE THEN NO CLUE!!!

    0 comments · 365 views
  • 540 weeks
    Cadence is Is Shining Armor's sister

    Twilight is shining Armors brother and Cadence is now Twilight's sister Via princesshood... so then Shining Armor and Cadence are brother and sister.....

    1 comments · 281 views
  • 544 weeks
    Watch this

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  • 545 weeks
    What

    What!?!?!

    2 comments · 274 views
  • 550 weeks
    Go Egg!

    Egg used Thunder Punch!
    It's super effective!
    Unknown fainted...
    (Insert name here) Sent out Everstone!
    Everstone used splash!
    Nothing happened.
    Egg used Ice Punch!
    It's super effective!
    (Insert name here) Sent out Decrative Plant!
    Decrative Plant used Solar Beam!
    It's not very effective...
    Egg used Fire Punch!
    It's super effective!
    SwallowTheWoodenToaster Wins!

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    0 comments · 348 views
Aug
21st
2013

Frogs · 6:38am Aug 21st, 2013

Frogs start out their lives in eggs like all amphibians. And then hatch as tadpoles they're like a ball with a tail. As tadpoles devolope through their lives they grow legs. And one day they like break up with the water and have to move out. So then they are frogs who life goal is to mate a few times so they can carry on the species. And when lay their eggs they have to get a one night stand with the water again so their younglings can like get free rent but they live in a bad neighborhood. And so as the their younglings are getting mauled by fish the adults enjoy a happy life. Thend.

Comments ( 1 )
#1 · Aug 21st, 2013 · · ·

Nature is a cruel mother.

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