Aurora Orations: Nosing & Tasting · 8:14pm Aug 12th, 2013
Hey guys,
Sorry for the delay on getting this one out; I really wasn't feeling the sexy for a while there. Just wanted to let you know that the final chapter of Nosing Ampersand and Tasting is now sitting pretty at around 5600 words -- very close to the projected length of roughly 6000 words per chapter, in other words -- and should be finished by tomorrow. Just need to put on the finishing touches and give it all a good once-over to make the eventual publication (slightly) less embarrassing.
Which, incidentally, does mean that I've just produced another 18000-plus-word epistle consisting of nothing but shameless My Little Pony smut...
As you can imagine, I'm very proud.
One of these days though, I'll manage to actually write a short short story. You'll see.
PS: I see you, Steel Resolve, with your clever little thematic title to spruce up these unavoidable, boring and generic story-update blogs. "State of Resolve..." Man, wish I could've thought of that one! Well, two can play that game: "Aurora Orations," bitches! Or "Aurorations," if you will. It's funny 'cause my name is "Aurora," see, and that's really only one letter away from ending in "oral" -- which, as you know, I'm totally fond of, and I forgot where I was going with this.
Y u no feel sexy? If you're anything like your writing, you must quite sexy indeed.
Still more clever than my blog titles. It can get real tricky to figure out a way to come up with a relevant "In which..." for them too.
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In which a certain cerulean champion flatters me once again!
It's just that it's kind of hard to get in the proper mindset after an exhausting day at the office sometimes, you know? Endless, mind-numbing spreadsheets, boring meetings, or a day's worth of irate customers on the phone can often sap the eroticism out of a day entirely. And long delays in stuffy, overpopulated public transport can sometimes leave me too tired and fed up with humanity in general to want to do anything other than head straight to bed.
I really only have short windows in which to write during weekdays, you see. It's only in the weekend that I can really cut loose, sometimes, but then there's often a million other errands I need to run!
But yes, with regards to my alleged sexiness: generally speaking, I am quite sexy, if I do say so myself. Or my brain is, anyway -- I've got frontal lobes like you wouldn't believe.
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That draining work feel. I do know it.And errands are like mosquitoes. Take care of one, and about 60 more are waiting to suck the life out of you.
Dat frontal lobe.
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♫ My MRIs bring all the colts to the yard (etc.) ♫
I seriously envy authors with more free time on their hands. Just think of all the procrastinating I could get done with that kind of freedom...
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Procrastination is a true art form, not to be attempted by the faint of heart.
As always, it's great to see you back on the scene Aurora, and I love your little Aurorals
Just reading your blog made me think: I like you!
Seriously, Aurora, I've really enjoyed your works and I'm personally very happy to see you publishing here again. Nosing & Tasting is fun and damned sexy, and I look forward to your updates.
There is a serious difference between simple porn and elegant erotica, and your stories always hit that excellent far side of erotica for me. So...
Please don't stop!
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Elegant Erotica AND straight up smut at the SAME TIME.
It's freaking wizardry, is what it is.
Final chapter? Well I suppose that I can be assured that it will be an extremely well written and fitting ending if anything. I look forward to it.