I don't even watch mlp

I went to bed really late last night in a not so sober state and had a dream, a blurry dream but i can remember some of it; first i was an equine, that's why its important to talk about here so i started thinking, why not use that to make story's? So I might make a few which I'll try to get working with text reading software or something like Google translator for people to listen instead of read (a friend of mine gave me this idea). so punctuation may be compromised so it can be read with Google translator.

also its only whilst I'm awake now that i realize how truly weird it was but it felt normal like i had become a character in a book I had magic (and wings i seemed to hide for some reason) i was at a small house party being greeted by equines of different colors although i know about them from the real world, in my dream i didn't know anything about them, like a metal block there was doctor Whooves and Derpy i cant remember everything but i remember talking and the doctor asked me if i knew captain jack harkness i said no and asked why so he said he talks about me then i remember saying this was the fifth time a guys been to shy to talk to me, then he introduced me to derpy and snuck off he recognized my name (i cant remember what it was) i was wearing what looked like grey armor and a blue cape that was folded into a triangle on my back and round my neck, it looked quite nice but it was definitely a uniform as there were a few other wearing the same, all with the round symbol holding the cape at the neck.
And this was meant to be a short post.