Equestria Girls World Premiere info (Oh God)

First off, if you absolutely despise the upcoming spin-off "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls", then I suggest you leave now.

........why are you still here? Do you really want to suffer more than you already have? Leave while you still can! LEEAAVVEE!!!

Now then, the only people who are here either don’t mind EG or want to see it, so let’s get started.

I recently looked at a Los Angeles Times Sunday addition (not that I read the papers that often) and this little bulletin caught my attention with orange sunglasses and its cover read “LA Film Fest”. Now, I have heard in the past that its LA’s once a year festival about, well, films. It usually takes place around this time of year and for some reason, I felt like reading up on it. So I opened the cover and what do I find behind that page as the first advertisement? HUMANIZED PONIES! I couldn’t help but snicker at the sight because I found it ridiculous and amusing at the same time. I wasn’t planning on seeing the flick in an actual theater either, but as I continued through the pages, I began to wonder what other people would think of this movie. “Oh look! How cute the little girls in dresses! Mom, that’s stupid. I want to see Fast & Furious Six!”
Later on, as I continued reading, it gave information on a special event they were having for the WORLD PREMIERE of mlpeg. It’s supposed to be Hasbro sponsored and there will be vendors with the themes of Transformers Prime, Transformers Rescue Bots, Kaijudo, Littlest Pet Shop, and of course MLP:FIM. The event is scheduled to take place outdoors at the Nokia Plaza, L.A. live. The screening will be at Regal Cinemas. This led me to question why the organizers would plan on an event in a location where the main occupation is Hispanic. Hasbro already knows that Bronys are the main audience of MLP, and in case you haven’t already noticed, LA isn’t the typical place where you find a brony. I suppose that they were only focusing on the targeted audience, which consists of little girls. In my opinion, this seems like the perfect setup; have a pony event where only little girls will show up and internet weirdoes will stay far away. *lol*
So yeah, if you are interested in actually going to the premiere then go ahead, if you have the guts. Although I can almost assure you that the only threatening looking people who will attend will have their young daughters with them. And who knows; this post might get so popular that a bunch of you guys will attend and everyone else will be like da fuq?

SPIEK TEH TURLKN DAWRG!!!

PS. If you’re attending E3, I suggest digging a little deeper into your pocket if you want to be present at the premiere. Might be worth it.

Here’s the link to the event along with more info:
http://www.lafilmfest.com/festival-event/family-day/