Well buck me... · 2:38am Jun 5th, 2013
So, I come home from out of town to find the biggest pile of bullshit waiting for me. I get home and grab my laptop, only to see it locked by the "US Department of Justice" because I supposedly posses illegal items on my laptop. Now, this looks legit, so I'm freaking out, but as I read it more and more, I see that it's not only clearly a scam, but also a very dangerous virus that could potentially wipe and permanently corrupt my hard drive, making me lose my computer and everything on it. But then I do some research, and I find that through the static IP addresses of its victims, this virus has been reported to infect and destroy any other device connected to the same Internet source. So if the timer on the goddamned lock screen hits zero, I might just be fucked. I'm also going to turn in my iPad (since it belongs to my school), so I won't be able to use that... I'll inform you guys on what happens, so just be patient... I will try to write as much as I can these last few days I have with my iPad, just in case I don't have access to my computer during the first few days of summer. I am so sorry about this, but it's just my luck, huh?
-Spaztastick