He hath risen! · 1:41am May 27th, 2013
So, you may be wondering where that fabulous chap called Tom has gone lately. He seems to have disappeared off the face of the planet. Short answer, I've been on an adventure through time and space. Long answer, I've been being lazy (Shush, don't question it). So now you may be thinking "Wonderful, now he's back and we can get some more mediocre poniwords!" Ah, well the thing is about that... I have things to do, and people to see. Well, no I don't actually, that's a lie. I've been having a lot of trouble with writing lately, I look at the page, the words come out, but I'm just not liking what I see. It seems soulless. I wouldn't bother with releasing what I've come up with lately because it's just so far below the standard of my usual work that I can't bring myself to give it to you guys, you deserve the best and right now I just can't give it to you. As soon as I can get past this block I'll sit down and fucking destroy my keyboard with writing for you guys, don't you worry. But until then you'll have to wait, very sorry about that. ~Love and kisses, Tom
*sighing in disappointment*
Well, come on gang, time to get the torches and pitch forks!
I shall wait for now the mobs do not have endless tolerance Tom beware
1107046 Ah yes, I thought this would happen. Therefore I have come up with a flawless plan, one which can not be beaten in complexity and genius. *runs away*