Help

To anyone reading this i have Finally learned how to connect to the inter net with my mind too bad its slower that dial up but to the point it is day 246 i have been traped in applerapes apple celler noone can hear my calls for help im low on food water and im going to die by snoo snoo i know what your thinking pix or it didnt happen IM USEING THE INTERNET ON MY BRAIN IS THAT GOOD ENUFF call the cops or something also bring pizza and a large soda get rainbro to save me SOMETHING ITS SO BORING DOWN HERE all it is is >rape >rape >blabla also i think i left the stove on and if i dont make it out of here alive tell sterlinkov to STOP PARKING IN MY DAMN SPACE