Why am I friends with these people....

So my friends Kyle and James want me to write a fic where our 3 OCs control fire, lightning, and water. Then 2 days ago Kyle brought up the topic of clop fics. And some how when my turn comes up I'm getting paired with Ditzy and Doctor Whooves. I hit them when they brought up the idea. But to be honest I do like the Doctor, a little bit >w<.