*INSERT HOURS OF CUSSING LIKE A SAILOR HERE*

FUCK

My middle finger on my right hand...It's gone...

Comments

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

What t-t-that's terrible

[BronzeFog]

1005643 AND IT WAS THE ONE I USED TO FLIP PEOPLE OFF TOO!!!

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

(cuckles) oh no.. (brusts out laughing) I-I am so sorry

[BronzeFog]

1005653

[Misterf]

The hell happened? Most of my missing fingers are due to knife fights

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

1005656 (whipes a tear away) so sorry I'm an evil evil genius you know

[Craterfist]

Why are you missing a finger? Dare I ask?

[BronzeFog]

1005657>>1005661>>1005660 I was practicing my knife throwing and I tried to show off and throw it up and catch it but everything suddenly went to shit.

[Misterf]

1005663 At least you can throw knives. I just use guns like a lame...o. Type person.

[BronzeFog]

1005671 Now every time I try to flip someone off I get sad...

[Misterf]

1005681 Try shooting them instead. I'm tellin' ya, guns are the shit. Just this past Christmas I got an AR-15.

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

ya must have a horrid time typing I know I use my right middle finger a lot

[BronzeFog]

1005697 I got an old-fashioned musket.

[Misterf]

1005704 Get the bayonet for it. Last year I got a 1944 Mosin-Nagant (for $100) at a gunshow. Came with the original, 17'' long bayonet. It's awesome, and it helps me compensate for my tiny penis

[BronzeFog]

1005714 *giggle* S-stop, I dun wanna laugh

[Misterf]

1005723 I had a penis that I didn't need to use guns to compensate for--meaning that I could kill people from hundreds of yards away with it. Had to trade it in, though. Lasted a few hours before I had an..."accident" and people started calling me "stubby"

[BronzeFog]

1005739 *Eye twitches* S-stop...

[Misterf]

1005764 But on the battlefield and in the bedroom, I had perfect aim, if you know what I mean.

And I think you know what I mean

I mean fuckin'

[BronzeFog]

1005782 *bursts out laughing* YOU FUNNY, I FOLLOW YOU NOW

[Misterf]

1005787 GAH! MOM, I HAVE ANOTHER STALKER!

Seriously, though, I'm too lazy to actually write anything. I just advise and co-author for some friends of mine, like Ironmonger

[BronzeFog]

1005797 Absurdus the diamond dog.

[Misterf]

1005800 Uhmm......Jimmy the homosexual unicorn viking

[BronzeFog]

1005813 Absurdus is Latin for discordant or out of place

[Misterf]

1005817 Aaaaah. Clever. Did you know that "Dog" is English for "Dog"?

[BronzeFog]

1005855...Morgan Freeman

[Misterf]

1005861 Bruce Cruise Day-Lewis

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1005870 Liam Neeson

[Misterf]

1005872 Christian Bale, who defeated Liam Neeson in Batman Begins

[BronzeFog]

1005878 Your Mom

[Misterf]

1005906 Joke's on you, I have no mom. I ejected as a fetus right out of my dad's urethra

[BronzeFog]

1005939 Yournon-existentPenis

[Misterf]

1005968 We discussed this. It's existent, just small and unused

[BronzeFog]

1005997 VIRGIN!!!!!!...ia

[Misterf]

1006000 I've yet to meet an asexual who wasn't a virgin

[BronzeFog]

1006005 Virgin...ia...virginia

[Misterf]

1006010 Ohio

[BronzeFog]

1006017 West vagina...

[Misterf]

1006030 South Dickota

[BronzeFog]

1006050 Lol

[Misterf]

1006053 Cuntlorado

[BronzeFog]

1006054 Rofl

[BronzeFog]

1006134 We had a couple hours drive to the hospital but it was too late...I hate but love living out in the country...

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

BTW you lost your fliper offer on friday the 13th:raritywink (evil laugh)

[BronzeFog]

1006616 Damnit Jason! You assfucker!!!

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

1007135 hun?

[Sanity]

1007135
Wow.
I'm not really sure what to say, except that sucks, and you have my condolences.

[BronzeFog]

1008187 ...What are condolences?

[Sanity]

1012669
From Wikipedia:

When individuals condole, or offer their condolences to a particular situation or person, they are offering active, conscious support of that person or activity. This is often expressed by saying, "Sorry." Often, the English language expression "My condolences" will be in a context, such as death of a friend's loved one, in which the one offering condolences is communicating a feeling of empathy towards the unfortunate party.

[BronzeFog]

1012841 ...

[Sanity]

1013190
I'm... Being an egghead again, aren't I?