My Next Chapter on Fimfiction

Alright, I know I said I promised to finish Twitanic and In Holy Maretrimony. Let it be known that I am a mare...er...colt of my word. I have a HUGE collaboration coming up, and so I'm gonna basically write these bitches as fast as I possibly can. I might just go ahead and write the conclusions, even though they will make no damn sense. But trust me, it will all be worth it when you feast your eyes on my first collaboration fanfiction (I'm the only real writer, so it's legit for Fimfiction submission).

To be honest...Twitanic is more of a just-for-fun thing rather than a whole serious work. I figure I'm just gonna get to the climax of the shipping part and then end the story. I love erotic fanfiction as much as the next guy, but I love my science-fiction more, and I've been sick all week, so I didn't get a whole lot done. In fact, I think all I got was a single page or something. And I also got the idea for What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse and finished it promptly. It was a fire-writer after all. Unfortunately, Twitanic and In Holy Maretrimony will have to be fire-writers too for what's coming up.

And, as for In Holy Maretrimony, I'm gonna give you Celestia's honest truth in that this sounded SO much cooler in my head than it does on virtual paper. Between the collaboration, my real novel, and school, I have to cut something out or else I'll just be tearing my limbs apart with all this writing. Now, as a writer, I never will bore of it. But I am mortal. And I intend to die someday, years and years from now, and unless I know either the date of my death, or that I will live forever, I don't have time for everything I want to do.

...For those of you who will experience emotional trauma from this, I am planning on getting a part-time job this summer. But that's all. The only other thing on my to-do list this summer is write. And I'll tell you what: you let me get to my book, finish the greatest story I will ever write up...before I even get into the collaboration, I'll finish Twitanic and In Holy Maretrimony. I respect my fans too much to just say "Screw you!" and slam a door in your face.

So, here's the new deal: I'll finish my novel first - by the summer most likely - and then I will finish Twitanic and In Holy Maretrimony as I see fit. And then start my collaboration fanfiction. There really is no hurry for it, anyway. I hardly know what to do for the plot, and I don't want it to be like In Holy Maretrimony, in which I have a cool idea, I write three chapters of it, and everyone likes it, and then I start scratching my head going, "What do I do now?" because I didn't really think the whole story through when I started writing on impulse. I figured I'd just start writing and let the story sprint off of what I had planned...didn't turn out the way I expected. And now I'm making it even easier on myself by having Twilight date online of all things. Well, it's better than hitting the Cancelled button, ain't it?

Oh, and about the collaboration: you're all gonna love it. It's a slice-of-life comedy. That's all I'm gonna say for now.