Sneak Peek · 8:34pm Mar 29th, 2013

a snipit from my latest project "Twilight at the Disco"

The distinct sound of auguring could be heard making its way down the hall. Guards straighten their poster, maids and servants rushed to be out of view as the voices could be recognized as Princess Twilight Sparkle and her advisor Lord Discord.
“The ponies pushing against our southern border are having water issues and your solution is having nets high in the air to catch water?” Twilights voice was drowning in disbelief.
By now the strange couple could be seen heading down the hall to the rooms of Luna and Celestia.
“Bingo!”
“But that, are you, there is, wha ho. You can’t even catch water out of a river with a net!” she yelled at him after she recovered from the confusion he caused.
“Twilight my dear,” he said, eyes closed finger raised, “A princess shouldn’t yell.”
Twilight groaned normally she would have reacted scornfully to his teasing, but she has come used to his ways years ago.
“You asked what I would do, and I answered, far be it my fault if you don’t understand the answer.”
“If I ever grew to understand you I don’t think you’d be Discord anymore” Twilight smirked at her own joke.
“Or you would be just as chaotic as me.” Discord open his mouth in a smile that bared his fangs menacingly while his claws were stretch out towards the princess. “That, I would love to see” he reared back and started his evil as Twilight stared at him with a deadpan look on her face.
The two stopped at the double doors to Celestia’s room.
“I swear I'm going to make that laugh illegal.” The lavender princesses threaten. “Don’t just open the do-!”
The spirit opened the door to a scene of the two princesses with their guards sitting at a round table playing cards.
“ha! Royal flush! Pony up boys you to Luna!”
Suddenly the lunar and solar guards each placed a portion of their uniforms in the middle of the table while Luna slid off some of her jewelry, a faint blush in her face.
Discord suddenly conjured a soap bar in each hand and stabbed them into his eyes, he then calmly closed the door and walked away without a sound with the soap bars sticking out of his eye sockets. The princess was left behind staring at a closed door unable to move.