Old people.

Today, I yelled at an old guy! It went something like this...

Some asshole double parked at my favorite mexican food place. When he came out I was all:

Me: *Old-white-golf-clap* Nice, nice... You see, most people only use one parking space, but you used two. Nice job.

Him: Hey, asshole, if I parked in that space, they couldn't get in their cars. But if i parked in that space, I couldn't get out.

Me: Really? Because everyone else thought they could manage just fine with one, and your driving a prius. I thought hippies were supposed to be nice... (its ok guys, I actually drive a prius...)

Him: *Middle finger*, *gets in car, closes door*, *tries to look cool backing out real fast, and gets honked at by the person he almost hit*

Me: *Snort*