Bronze and Brutus

Bronze and Brutus are on Vacation and are sending me updates every few hours or so

SANITY NO SAYING ANYTHING ON THE LINES OF COINCIDENTAL OR SHIT LIKE THAT, GOT IT!?!?!?

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[Cobalt the Kitsune]

I beleive you, how are they?

[Sanity]

Oh, really?
Where are they, then?

[Xanos193]

748358 They went to Tennesee

[Xanos193]

748355 Currently Bucking

[Sanity]

748362
Any reason?
Because they're from Wisconsin, right?

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

748363 course, Memphis?

[Xanos193]

748365 MICHIGAN!!!

[Xanos193]

748367 They only tell me the little things and I have to figure the other shit out

[Sanity]

748379
You say that with exasperation.
Like i've said it before to you.
But I haven't.
And why did it take you 2 and a half minutes to figure that out?

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

748382 allright but the is the only logical place to go on vacation in Tennessee

[Xanos193]

748385 I am RPing at the moment

[Xanos193]

748391 One more piece of the puzzle in place

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

748402 nods

[Sanity]

748397
Oh.
sure.

[Xanos193]

748411 ask Cobalt!

[Sanity]

748397
So Bronze couldn't post a blog saying she'd be out of town?
Even with her iPod, mobile?
Something that works whererever there's wifi?

[Sanity]

748406
You're RPing with him?

[Xanos193]

748419 They are apparently going camping but I think they is lying

[Sanity]

748431
They're taking a 10 hour drive, or a 2 hour flight, just to go camping?
Yeah, sounds a bit fishy.

[Xanos193]

748447 That's what I said!

[Sanity]

748449
So what do you think they're doing, Mr. Detective?

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

748417 yep

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

748447 there in fucking Memphis it's the only logical assumption

[Xanos193]

748452 I zink zey is trying to get avay from me or zey are just going to buck like rabbits and see some sights!

[Sanity]

748455
No, the only logical assumption is that Bronze, Bronzewarlord, and Brutus are all the same person.
I know Bronzewarlord and Bronze are the same person.

[Sanity]

748457
I'd chose the latter.

[Cobalt the Kitsune]

748465 there's no evidence to confirm nor deny that allagation

[Xanos193]

748465 NO WE IZ NOT, STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[Sanity]

748470>>748471
Here's what I have:
1. Xaxalot's theory. I don't wanna type this out, cause it's too long
2. On Leaf's story, a couple days before "BronzeWarlord" Was made, Bronzefog called herself "FogWarlord."
3. "Brutus"'s coming and going coencide perfectly with what Bronze told me about him.
4. Bronze and Brutus are not CIA agents. You're an idiot for believing them. Brutus is 6'4, not 7'4, and works behind a desk at the CIA.
5. The second Brutus or BronzeWarlord come on, Bronzefog comes off. One of them is on at all times.
I've got a bunch more.
Wanna hear it?

[Xanos193]

748522 She call herself Wha?

[Sanity]

750224
*called, *wha
I'm the groups grammar nazi, not that you already don't know that.
Just reread it if you don't understand.

[Xanos193]

751114 Just retread and Still Wha!?
You are hopeless
*whimper*

[Sanity]

751124
Ah, hello Yellow.
How's Red doin?

[Xanos193]

751151 One: My name is Ancient Gaurdian, two: I am a Triceratops

[Sanity]

751268
Hah!
A triceratops!
Perfect!

[Xanos193]

751327 She has a similar build to ponies

[Sanity]

751621
I'm sure she does.

[Xanos193]

752002 N-not that I was looking or anything!

[Sanity]

752160
Oh, you meant-
That's funny.

[Xanos193]

752291 I AM NOT INFATUATED WITH THAT TRICERATOPS!!!
*sly grin*

[Sanity]

752299
Sarah, this is quite the character you've got going here.
I almost like him.
However, I would suggest a different color than yellow.
It's hard to read.

[Xanos193]

754277 I AM NOT SARAH AND I DON'T LIKE THIS TRICERATOPS!!! *suddenly seizure* *faceplants*

[Sanity]

754353
*I sigh, and pick him up, letting Sun heal him*
Relax. You are Sarah, but I never said you like the triceritops.
Although now it's obvious you do.

[Xanos193]

754424 •eyes open and he jumps up• FINALLY!!! That fuck-ass's mind overloaded and I'm free! FREE!!!

[Sanity]

754450
Oh, come on!
That's Ascenzio!
You just stole Ascenzio from me!
Seriously?!?!?

[Xanos193]

754456 Who? My name's Kalder and you better remember it, Bitch! Now....where's Sound Barrier?

[Sanity]

754469
See...
Same rude, one named person....
Gah, I hate you, Sarah.
*I punch Kalder in the jaw, knocking him out*

[Xanos193]

754478 •he gets up minutes later• Huh? Wha?

[Sanity]

754487
*I glare at him, hate in my eyes.*
Your knockoff Ascenzio tried to go find somepony named Sound Barrier.
I assume that's his love interest.

[Xanos193]

754496 The blind Alicorn? Yeah he likes her. She hates him though. Anyway •holds out hand• I'm Aurum Argentus Adronicus