TYT Episode 57 Follow Up: My apology to Zipp about the beach...

TL;DR: Beach good. Sorry Zipp. ...NOT!

Sis...I'm sorry about what happened this past Thursday. You kept trying to tell us the beach was a spot to stay cool, but we wouldn't listen to you. Not me, not Sunny, not Hitch, not Izzy. We were all just so caught in our own business that we wouldn't stop to hear what you were saying.* I, your own sister, should be especially ashamed. And I didn't have time on the camera to apologize to you, so...here's me making up for that. On behalf of all of us.

But that being said, Zipp...

...I have, aHEM, a few words to say to you about the beach.

First. Sand. Like. What the buck. Like, do you even know how HARD it is to get sand out of these downy feathers!? I spent the whole evening picking sand grains out with a lice comb and I'm pretty sure some of those sand grains were actually baby crabs. Just what a celebrity of my stature needs. A tabloids headline that says "SCOOP: Pipp Petals has crabs."

And Zipp, maybe you're nice and cold in the beach but girl, you gotta CHILL!

I mean, bringing Misty out surfing during her FIRST time at the beach!? Without a life jacket!? Like do you even KNOW if she can swim! She could've gotten hurt! Now you posted that stunt on social media, our legal team is having to explain to all the Pippsqueaks' parents about the dangers of rip currents and hypothermia! Mareitime Bay water is COLD!! ❄❄❄ Bet ya didn't think of that, huh Zipp!?

That's it. Rant over. The beach was fun, though! Just might wanna be more careful next time about teaching safe beach habits!

Remember, Pippsqueaks :

• Always obey posted warning flags at the beach!
• Don't go in the water if you don't know how to swim! Even waves in shallow water can knock you off your feet/hooves!
• Swim when there's a lifeguard on duty!
• Don't swim when there's lightning!
• Stay focused when swimming! Don't get distracted on your phone!
• Know the signs of hypothermia! The water can be cold on even the hottest of days!

There's some facts that my daredevil sis won't tell you! Enjoy the beach and stay safe friends!

And for those on Earth reading this: post a picture of your favorite beach in the comments~!

I've never been to Earth and I'd be really curious to know what the beaches are like there!!!

Pipp Pipp hooray,
𝒫𝒾𝓅𝓅 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓈, H.R.H.

(*Like, of course the beach is a spot to cool off. Duuuuh. I can't believe I was so stupid to not even think of that--well, the whole town was being stupid. Like, it takes a genius like you to even come up with the idea of going to the beach on a hot day!!? Like, all our minds drew a blank that day. IDK. I asked my therapist about it and she said it was a combination of heat exhaustion and something called "plot convenience" and a "story manufactured for the sake of a moral". Like I said, IDK. If ya ask me my therapist's more of a nutcase than her patients.)

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First. Sand. Like. What the buck. Like, do you even know how HARD it is to get sand out of these downy feathers!?

In the words of Anakin Skywalker: “I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere”.

Oh and I’ve never been here but here are pictures of the famous Algarve from the southern region of Portugal. Has some really beautiful beaches.
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