This Independence Day Message is Brought to You by The Conversion Bureau · 2:41am Jul 4th, 2023
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
And hairless apes invade from the other side
You are not my friends and I got Pony Pride
I gotta be a mare; I say Genocide!
I am a real Equestrian
Fighting against the evils of Man
I am a real Equestrian
Fight for what's right; fight for Pony Pride!
I feel strong about right and wrong
And I don't suffer bipeds for very long
I got this believe inside of me
Segregation is the thing that keeps us clean!
I am a real Equestrian
Fighting against the evils of Man
I am a real Equestrian
Fight for what's right; fight for Pony Pride!
I am a real Equestrian
Fighting against the evils of Man
I am a real Equestrian
Fight for what's right; fight for Pony Pride!
You are not my friends and I got Pony Pride
I gotta be a mare; the human race has to die!
I am a real Equestrian
Fighting against the evils of Man
I am a real Equestrian
Fight for what's right; fight for Pony Pride!
I am a real Equestrian
Fighting against the evils of Man
I am a real Equestrian
Fight for what's right; fight for Pony Pride!
Happy 4th of July, everyone!